User:Sparksol

Sparksol (#202611)

A casual player who started Loathing a less than a month after Black Sunday, and she had no clue what was happening. Around his second KoLiversary, Sparksol became more focused on game and discovered the wiki. He refers to herself as a male or female depending on his current KoL sex, but wouldn't mind having a null or N/A option, though.

She is a very lurkative editor; since by the time he's made her notes and double-checked them in preparation for posting them, some other people have not only placed the information, but had it edited two or three times. While she's getting better about learning the ways of wiki-ing, his progress in data pages remains woefully low, with a first-time success rate of under 27%.

Easy-Access Links

Asdon Martin, Spacegate Operations Handbook and Wildlife Guide, The Tunnel of L.O.V.E., Spinning Your Time-Spinner, A GingerGuide to Gingerbread City, Deck of Every Card, Shrine to the Barrel god, Potted tea tree, Mer-kin Temple, Tales of Spelunking (area)

Sparksol's ascensions can be found here: Easy Access Link

Sparksol's completionist stuff can be found here: Cheesy link

Other easy access links I use, in no particular order (until such time as I bother to put them in some sort of orderlike style): Chefstaves, Discoveries, Supertinkering, El Vibrato language, El Vibrato language (monsters), Dwarvish language, Buffbot, Slime Hates It, Yellow ray strategy, Foldables, Special challenge path, Dressing For Success,

Infernal Seals, Turtle Taming, Turtle Blessings, Pasta Thralls, Soul Saucery, Disco Momentum, Pickpocket

KoL Calendar, Many helpful things, thanks to Ezandora

A Tourist's Guide to Spring Break, Oceanic Island Survivalist Guide, Dinseylandfill Employee Manual, Groovy Geology: Your Guide to That 70s Volcano, "Kyliga Bollar," The Glaciest Guide, Investigating a Plaintive Telegram

The Slime Tube, Hobopolis Strategy, Advanced Hobopolis Mechanics, Dreadsylvania, Advanced Dreadsylvania Mechanics

Things no longer in Standard, but still on my list: Summon Smithsness, How to Chibi, Dis in a Jif, How to Vamp, Repair the Elves' Shield Generator, Crown of Thrones, Release the Boots, Summon Clip Art, Summon Dice, Pumpkin, Peppermint sprout, Skeleton, Psychoanalytic jar, Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder, The GameInformPowerDailyPro Dungeon, Mad Hatrack

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Most-in-one References Chart

	Clinical Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise Packets Mayonex Gain blood mayo instead of Adventures Mayodiol Convert 1 Fullness to Drunkenness Mayostat Recover a portion of food Mayozapine Increased stat gains and effect durations Mayoflex Increased adventure yield
Medical Supplies Mayo Minder™ usable automatically consume mayo sphygmayomanometer accessory all stats +(X+20)% (where X is blood mayo concentration) tomayohawk-style reflex hammer combat item, reusable staggers enemy and deals Sleaze Damage based on blood mayo mayo lance combat item, reusable yellow ray (turns of cooldown decrease with blood mayo) miracle whip 2h weapon (whip) initiative +50% weapon damage +50 item drops +50% meat drops +100%
Portable Mayo Clinic • Force of Mayo Be With You

Abstractions

Abstraction Buff Obtained From abstraction: action abstraction: action Action (50 Adventures) Muscle +100% Machine Elf or Performer of Actions abstraction: thought abstraction: thought Thought (50 Adventures) Mysticality +100% Machine Elf or Thinker of Thoughts abstraction: sensation Sensation (50 Adventures) Moxie +100% Machine Elf or Perceiver of Sensations abstraction: purpose abstraction: purpose Purpose (50 Adventures) +25% to all Muscle Gains Machine Elf or Performer of Actions abstraction: category abstraction: category Category (50 Adventures) +25% to all Mysticality Gains Machine Elf or Thinker of Thoughts abstraction: perception Perception (50 Adventures) +25% to all Moxie Gains Machine Elf or Perceiver of Sensations abstraction: certainty abstraction: certainty Certainty (50 Adventures) +100% Item Drops from Monsters abstraction: thought abstraction: thought Perceiver of Sensations abstraction: joy abstraction: joy Joy (50 Adventures) +10 to Familiar Weight abstraction: action abstraction: action Thinker of Thoughts abstraction: motion abstraction: motion Motion (50 Adventures) +100% Combat Initiative abstraction: sensation abstraction: sensation Performer of Actions abstraction: comprehension abstraction: comprehension 200-300 muscle substats 200-300 mysticality substats 200-300 moxie substats Shining Mauve Backwards In Time

Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab

Phylum Gene Tonic Effect Beasts Gene Tonic: Beast Human-Beast Hybrid Weapon Damage +30 Bugs Gene Tonic: Insect Human-Insect Hybrid +25% Combat Initiative Constellations Gene Tonic: Constellation    Human-Constellation Hybrid    +50% Meat from Monsters Constructs Gene Tonic: Construct Human-Machine Hybrid Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: 5 +5 to Familiar Weight Demons Gene Tonic: Demon Human-Demon Hybrid +20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells Dudes Gene Tonic: Dude Human-Human Hybrid Muscle +10 Mysticality +10 Moxie +10 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Elementals Gene Tonic: Elemental Human-Elemental Hybrid Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) Elves Gene Tonic: Elf Human-Elf Hybrid +50% Candy Drops from Monsters Spell Damage +100% Fish Gene Tonic: Fish Human-Fish Hybrid +10 to Familiar Weight Goblins Gene Tonic: Goblin Human-Goblin Hybrid +50% Food Drops from Monsters +20% Pickpocket Chance Hippies Gene Tonic: Hippy Human-Hippy Hybrid Maximum MP +20 +1 Stats Per Fight Hobos Gene Tonic: Hobo Human-Hobo Hybrid +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells Horrors Gene Tonic: Horror Human-Horror Hybrid +10% Critical Hit Chance +10% Critical Spell Chance Humanoids Gene Tonic: Humanoid Human-Humanoid Hybrid Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% +20% Meat from Monsters Mer-kin Gene Tonic: Mer-kin Human-Mer-kin Hybrid +25 to Monster Level Orcs Gene Tonic: Orc Human-Orc Hybrid Maximum HP +40 +1 Stats Per Fight Penguins Gene Tonic: Penguin Human-Penguin Hybrid +25% Item Drops from Monsters Pirates Gene Tonic: Pirate Human-Pirate Hybrid +50% Gear Drops from Monsters +50% Booze Drops from Monsters Plants Gene Tonic: Plant Human-Plant Hybrid +20 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells Slimes Gene Tonic: Slime Human-Slime Hybrid +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Undead Gene Tonic: Undead Human-Undead Hybrid +20 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Weird Gene Tonic: Weird Human-Weird Thing Hybrid +4 Stats Per Fight

Summoned Snowcones
purple | green | orange | red | blue | black
Snowcone Effects ([Color] Tongue)
purple +20 HP & +20 MP per Fight green +5 lbs. to Familiar Weight & +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight orange +3 Stats Per Fight red +50% Meat from Monsters blue +30% Item Drops from Monsters black +20 HP & +20 MP per Fight, +5 lbs. to Familiar Weight, +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight, +3 Stats per Fight, +50% Meat from Monsters, +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Summoned Stickers
sword | crossbow | Bedazzle!
Sticker Effects
unicorn +25% Items from Monsters apple +2 Stat(s) Per Fight UPC +25% Meat from Monsters wrestler All Attributes +10% dragon +3 Prismatic Damage rock band Weapon Damage +20 Spell Damage +20

Sugar sheets

Sugar item Type Effects sugar chapeau Hat Spell Damage +50% +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure sugar shank One-handed knife Weapon Damage +50% Bleed on Critical hit sugar shield Familiar Equipment +10 to Familiar Weight sugar shillelagh Two-handed club Weapon Damage +50% sugar shirt Shirt +3 Stat(s) Per Fight sugar shotgun One-handed pistol Weapon Damage +50% Stuns on Critical hit sugar shorts Pants All Attributes +25% Equipment shatters into sugar shards after 30 combat adventures

Summoned Candy Hearts

white | pink | orange | lavender | yellow | green

Candy Heart Effects (Heart of [Color])

white All Attributes +3 +1 Stat Per Fight, +1 Familiar Experience Per Fight pink All Attributes +3 +20% Meat from Monsters orange All Attributes +3 +5 Hot Damage, +5 Damage to Hot Spells, +5-6 MP and +5-6 HP per Adventure lavender All Attributes +3 +10% Items from Monsters yellow All Attributes +3 +20% Combat Initiative green All Attributes +3 +3 to Familiar Weight

Summoned Party Favors
Common divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats Uncommon divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns Run Away (no adventure loss) divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy

Summoned Love Songs

Love Song Combat Use Effect vague ambiguity Muscle-based Physical Damage Gain HP Broken Heart X HP Regen +X Muscle smoldering passion Myst-based Hot Damage Gain MP Fiery Heart X/2 MP Regen +X Myst icy revenge Moxie-based Cold Damage Gain Familiar experience Cold Hearted +X/2 Familiar Weight +X Moxie sugary cuteness Muscle-based Stench Damage Gain Beefiness Sweet Heart +2X% Meat +X Muscle disturbing obsession Myst-based Spooky Damage Gain Mysteriousness Withered Heart +X% Items +X Myst naughty innuendo Moxie-based Sleaze Damage Gain Cheek Lustful Heart +2X% Combat Initiative +X Moxie X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 20.

Summoned Dice

Die Combat Use Single Use Multi-use d4 Delevels enemy generic restorative potions 100 Fight a family of kobolds d6 Stuns enemy with Cold Damage generic mana potions 3 stat gain, up to 3 times per day d8 Deals Prismatic Damage generic healing potions none d10 Delevels enemy Fight random monster 2 stat gain, HP loss and a dungeon dragon chest d12 Deals random damage 10 turns of Bastard! varies Moving Target trophy (sometimes) d20 Deals Hot Damage 1 turn of Natural 20 or Natural 1 20 20-400 turns of 20/20 Vision

Summoned Resolutions

Resolution Effect Common wealthier Greedy Resolve +30% Meat from Monsters happier Joyful Resolve +15% Items from Monsters feistier Destructive Resolve Weapon Damage +20 Spell Damage +20 stronger Strong Resolve +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight smarter Brilliant Resolve +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight sexier Irresistible Resolve +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Uncommon kinder Kindly Resolve +5 to Familiar Weight luckier Fortunate Resolve Bonus Luck! (several small bonuses) more adventurous n/a +2 Rollover Adventures

Summoned Pulled Taffy

Color of Pulled Taffy Combat Use (Underwater Only) Effect Rarity Red Summons a red herring that gives you an underwater item at the end of combat. Cinnamon Challenger +X/10 Moxie Stats per Fight +X/2 Moxie Common Orange Summons an orange ruffian that deals 150-250 physical damage every round. Orange Crusher +X/10 Muscle Stats per Fight +X/2 Muscle Common Yellow Summons a Giant Yellow Manta Ray. (75 turn cooldown). Sour Softshoe +2X% Meat from Monsters +X% Items from Monsters Uncommon (1/day) Green Summons a green envyfish that copies your opponent in the form of an envyfish egg. Soda Jerked Regenerate X/2-X MP per Adventure Uncommon Blue Summons a hairtriggerfish that turns some of your hits into criticals. Blue Swayed +X/10 to Familiar Weight +X/5 Familiar Experience Per Combat Common Indigo Summons a giant squid that banishes your opponent without consuming an adventure. Closer to Fine Regenerate X-2X HP per Adventure Uncommon Violet Summons a purple octomom that restores your HP and MP at the end of combat and blocks your opponent in battle. Purple Reign +X/10 Mysticality Stats per Fight +X/2 Mysticality Common X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 50. All fractions are rounded up.

Effects From Playing Pool
Strategy Effect Name Effect Play aggressively Billiards Belligerence Weapon Damage +50% +5 to Familiar Weight Play strategically Mental A-cue-ity +50% Spell Damage Regenerate 10 MP per Adventure Play stylishly Hustlin' +50% Combat Initiative +10% Item Drops from Monsters

Angry Jung Man's Psychoanalysis
psychoanalytic jar	A Couch Next To A Jar
NPC Jar Zone Sword The Captain of the Gourd Captain of the Gourd The Captain of the Gourd's Psychoses Truthsayer The Crackpot Mystic Crackpot Mystic The Crackpot Mystic's Psychoses Byte Jick Jick Jick's Obsessions Sword of Procedural Generation The Meatsmith Meatsmith The Meatsmith's Brainspace Meatcleaver The Old Man Old Man The Old Man's Past Bloodbath The Pretentious Artist Pretentious Artist The Pretentious Artist's Obsession Ginsu™ The Suspicious-Looking Guy Suspicious-Looking Guy The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past White Dragon Fang

Folders for the over-the-shoulder Folder Holder

Num. Folder Enchantment Source 01 red Muscle +20 The General Store 02 blue Mysticality +20 The General Store 03 green Moxie +20 The General Store 04 magenta Muscle +15, Mysticality +15 rushing bum 05 cyan Mysticality +15, Moxie +15 Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist 06 yellow Muscle +15, Moxie +15 possessed can of tomatoes 07 smiley face +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Punk Rock Giant 08 wizard +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Claybender Sorcerer Ghost 09 space skeleton +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight sk8 gnome 10 D-Team +1 of Each Stat Per Fight Bob Racecar 11 Ex-Files Increases combat frequency by 5% Grass Elemental 12 skull and crossbones Decreases combat frequency by 5% Scary pirate 13 Knight Writer Combat Initiative +40% Gnollish Gearhead 14 Jackass Plumber +25 to Monster Level Ticket Redemption Counter 15 holographic fractal +4 Resistance to All Elements ferrelf 16 barbarian Increased physical damage as you take damage tribal goblin 17 rainbow unicorn Deals Prismatic Damage to Attackers suckubus 18 Seawolf Makes you a better diver school of wizardfish 19 dancing dolphins +50% Item Drops (Underwater only) Big Brother 20 catfish +15 to Familiar Weight (Underwater only) Mer-kin teacher 21 tranquil landscape Damage Reduction: 15, Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure The Terrified Eagle Inn 22 owl +500% Item Drops from Monsters (Dreadsylvania only) Treebasing 23 Stinky Trash Kid Deals Stench Damage every round stench ghost 24 sports car +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. motorhead 25 sportsballs +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. sporto 26 heavy metal +5 to Familiar Weight wastoid 27 Yedi Spell Damage +50% dweebie 28 KOLHS +50% Item Drops (KoL High School zones only) Through the Locking Glass

Iceberglet meltables
Ice item Type Enchantment ice pick Hat +15% Item Drops from Monsters ice skates Accessory Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters ice sickle One-handed knife +15 to Monster Level +5 Cold Damage ice baby off-hand items +3 Stat(s) Per Fight

Great Ball of Frozen Fire meltables

Flaming item Type Enchantment evil flaming eyeball pendant Accessory Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters liar's pants pants +30 to All Attributes. Yeah, +30. That's the ticket. +10 Hot Damage flaming juggler's balls One-handed euphemisms +10 Hot Damage +2 Stat(s) Per Fight flaming pink shirt shirt +15% Item Drops from Monsters flaming familiar doppelgänger Familiar Equipment Familiar gains 1-2 extra experience per Adventure +5 to Monster Level

Naughty origami kit foldables

Origami item Type Enchantment naughty paper shuriken Combat Items Deals 15-20 damage Chance of stunning opponent origami pasties Shirt +30% Meat from Monsters origami riding crop One-handed crop Makes you prone to innuendo (heh heh) +10 Sleaze Damage Combat Initiative +15% naughty fortune teller Off-hand Items +Some Stats Per Fight origami "gentlemen's" magazine Familiar Equipment +10 lbs. of Ghuol Whelp

Container of Spooky Putty squeezables
Putty item Type Enchantment Spooky Putty sheet Combat Item Copy monsters in combat Spooky Putty snake Chefstaff Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Spooky Putty mitre Hat +3 Stat(s) Per Fight Spooky Putty leotard Pants Combat Initiative +15% +15% Meat from Monsters Spooky Putty ball One-handed superball +10 Spooky Damage

Stinky cheese ball squeezables

Cheese item Type Enchantment stinky cheese sword One-handed sword +Z/3 Stench Damage stinky cheese diaper Pants +Z/10 adventures per day when equipped stinky cheese wheel Shield Z/2 Damage Absorption stinky cheese eye Accessory +Z/5% meat drops +Z/5% item drops Allows use of Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye in battle Staff of Queso Escusado One-handed chefstaff Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Jiggle for Z-10 to Z+10 stench damage Z is the current stinky counter, capped at 100

Loathing Legion switchables

Loathing Legion item Type Enchantment Loathing Legion abacus off-hand item -5 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Loathing Legion can opener off-hand item +25% Food Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion chainsaw 2-handed chainsaw Weapon Damage +100% Successful hit weakens opponent. Loathing Legion corkscrew off-hand item +25% Booze Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion defibrillator off-hand item Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Loathing Legion double prism 1-handed prism +2 prismatic damage Loathing Legion electric knife off-hand item +20% Meat from Monsters Loathing Legion flamethrower 2-handed flamethrower +20 Hot Damage Loathing Legion hammer 1-handed hammer Gets the job done Loathing Legion helicopter familiar equipment +5 to Familiar Weight Familiar will act more often Loathing Legion jackhammer <none> Allows Meatsmithing without the Adventure cost (3 times a day) Loathing Legion kitchen sink off-hand item Spell Damage +25% Loathing Legion knife <none> Tradable Loathing Legion many-purpose hook off-hand item +10% Item Drops from Monsters Loathing Legion moondial off-hand item +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Loathing Legion necktie accessory +4 Stat(s) Per Fight Loathing Legion pizza stone off-hand item (shield) Slight Resistance to All Elements Loathing Legion rollerblades accessory Combat Initiative +50% Loathing Legion tape measure off-hand item +10% chance of Critical Hit Loathing Legion tattoo needle usable Gives a tattoo. Loathing Legion universal screwdriver usable Allows you to unscrew (untinker) meat-pasted items.

Mayflower Flowers
Flower - Effect
Tin magnolia Tin, Man +5 Damage Reduction Upsy daisy Ass Over Teakettle +50% Combat Initiative Lesser grodulated violet Fustulent +15 Stench Damage +15 Damage to Stench Spells Half-orchid Bestial Sympathy +3 Familiar Weight Begpwnia Can't Be a Chooser +30% Meat from Monsters

Level	Achieved At Stat	Total Sub-Point Cost	From Last Level
1	N/A	N/A	N/A
2	5	25	10
3	8	64	39
4	13	169	105
5	20	400	231
6	29	841	441
7	40	1600	759
8	53	2809	1209
9	68	4624	1815
10	85	7225	2601
11	104	10816	3591
12	125	15625	4809
13	148	21904	6279
14	173	29929	8025
15	200	40000	10071
16	229	52441	12441
17	260	67600	15159
18	293	85849	18249
19	328	107584	21735
20	365	133225	25641
21	404	163216	29991
22	445	198025	34809
23	488	238144	40119
24	533	284089	45945
25	580	336400	52311
26	629	395641	59241
27	680	462400	66759
28	733	537289	74889
29	788	620944	83655
30	845	714025	93081

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