User:Sausssage
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I am a real, descriptive person who will never try to sell you pills.
Perhaps I would give you pills for free. And then after that, maybe you would approach me with an offer for pills. And hypothetically, if I had pills, I would exchange them for money or services. But that wouldn't be me trying to sell you pills. You'd be trying to buy them. And if you succeeded, that would be your own fault. Hypothetically, of course. If I had pills.
Items the Mystic Can Craft
| Product | black | blue | green | red | white | brown | yellow | Type | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 blue pixel potion |
3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Usable Item | Gain 50-80 MP |
 digital key |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 | Opens one of the locks to The Naughty Sorceress' Tower Door | |
green pixel potion |
4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Usable Item | Gain 40-60 HP & 30-40 MP |
 monster bait |
0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 15 | 0 | 0 | Accessory | Combat Encounters +5% |
 pixel boomerang |
10 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Boomerang | Power: 50, Items from Monsters +5% |
 pixel hat |
0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Hat | Power: 50, All Attributes +2 |
 pixel pants |
10 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Pants | Power: 50, HP/MP +10 |
 pixel shield |
10 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Shield | Damage Reduction: 3, Muscle +5 |
 pixel sword |
10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | Sword | Power: 50, Combat Initiative +15% |
 purple pixel pie |
0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | Food | 3-6 Adventures, +12-18 each substat, (3 fullness) |
red pixel potion |
3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Usable Item | Gain 100-120 HP |
 pixel whip |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | Whip | Power: 10, All Attributes +3 |
 white pixel |
0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Used to make other pixel items | |
 pixel coin |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Sell it for 2,000 Meat | |
 miniature power pill |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | Usable Item | Pill Power (30 adventures) |
 pixel star |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | Potion | Nigh-Invincible (30 adventures) |
 yellow pixel potion |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Potion | WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA (20 advenures) |
 pixel lemon |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Food | Awesome, size 2 |
 pixel banana |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Food | Awesome, size 2, Going Ape (40 advenures) |
 pixel daiquiri |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | Booze | Awesome, size 2 |
 pixel beer |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10 | Booze | Awesome, size 2, Analog Drunk (40 adventures) |
 yellow submarine |
0 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 50 | Allows Travel to The Mysterious Island of Mystery |
Unlockable Crafts
After beating all four bosses from the zones in the Crackpot Mystic's Psychoses some new items become craftable:
| Product | black | blue | green | red | white | brown | Type | Effect | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 pixel energy tank |
0 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Usable Item | Gain 1,000 HP & 1,000 MP |
 pixel grappling hook |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | Off-Hand Item | Combat Initiative +40%, +10% Items from Monsters |
 pixel pill |
0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 0 | Usable Item | Resets The Crackpot Mystic's Psychoses |
Once a player ascends these items get removed from the list of craftable items until the four bosses are beaten again.
