User:Rora Strife

Dude, it's a text box. A... really... big... text box...... um.... yeah.....

Entrance Note

Leave your pants at the door.

Rules

Here are the easiest ways to piss me off:

1. Use bad grammar
2. Don't end the speech of a Moogle in "Kupo!" in a RolePlay
3. Forget to leave your pants at the door
4. Wandering into my talk page drunk
5. Having a Username that starts with an "F"
6. Having a Username that ends with a "G"
7. Insulting Final Fantasy XII
8. Being an overall wanker (No, I'm not British)
9. Killing Kenny

Melons

I like melons. Especially Fran's.

Half Empty or Full

The glass is neither half empty or half full. It is simply in need of a refill. [[File:409pxglassofwater.jpg‎|thumb|280px|The glass]]

Of Chickens and Roads

The chicken crossed the road because it felt like it. DEAL WITH IT. Stop questioning chickens and start questioning more important things. Like liquid soap.

The Martini Glass

So, I'm not old enough to drink, but my character is. So, here's all the different types of booze I've consumed on this game since I started:

1. ice-cold Willer
2. shot of grapefruit schnapps
3. shot of orange schnapps
4. white lightning
5. whiskey and soda
6. strawberry daiquiri
7. bottle of rum
8. tequila with training wheels
9. fine wine
10. bottle of tequila
11. shot of tomato schnapps
12. rum and cola
13. whiskey sour
14. margarita
15. vodka martini
16. ream stout
17. plum wine
18. tequila sunrise
19. bloody mary
20. bottle of whiskey
21. Mad Train wine
22. bilge wine
23. green beer
24. Imp Ale
25. white Canadian
26. ice-cold Sir Schlitz
27. salty dog
28. wine spritzer
29. grog
30. redrum
31. boxed wine
32. dusty bottle of Zinfandel
33. monkey wrench
34. screwdriver
35. dusty bottle of Merlot
36. dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
37. snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
38. McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
39. martini
40. old-fashioned
41. horizontal tango
42. bottle of gin
43. dusty bottle of Port
44. dusty bottle of Muscat
45. flute of flat champagne
46. steel margarita
47. vodka and cranberry
48. bottle of popskull
49. roll in the hay
50. thermos full of Knob coffee
51. tomato daiquiri
52. shot of blackberry schnapps
53. strawberry wine
54. corpsetini
55. spiced rum
56. lumbering jack
57. bottle of realpagne
58. perpendicular hula
59. oozenog
60. giant glass of brandy
61. ice-cold fotie
62. thistle wine
63. cruelty-free wine
64. Ram's Face Lager
65. black & tan
66. Blackfly Chardonnay
67. dusty bottle of Marsala
68. bloody beer
69. sangria
70. shot of flower schnapps
71. whiskey and cola
72. extra-spicy bloody mary
73. Mt. Noob Pale Ale

Exiting

So yeah. I'll probably add more to this page as I see fit.Don't forget to pick up your pants before you leave. They're at the door in case you forgot. [[File:236pxno29avenuerappt.jpg|thumb|236px|Here's the door. Now get lost. And take your pants with you.]]