User:Paragon99

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Skills

Class
Level Seal Clubber Turtle Tamer Pastamancer Sauceror Disco Bandit Accordian Thief
0 buffs Seal Clubbing Frenzy
+2 Mus
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Patience of the Tortoise
+1 Mus, +4 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Manicotti Meditation
+2 Mys
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Sauce Contemplation
+1 Mys, +3 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Disco Aerobics
+2 Mox
(5 adv @ 1MP)
Moxie of the Mariachi
1+ Mox, +4 MaxHP
(5 adv @ 1MP)
0 combat Clobber
Attack
1MP
Toss
Arrack
1MP
Spaghetti Spear
2-3 Phys. Damage
1MP
Salsaball
2-3 Hot Damage
1MP
Suckerpunch
1 Damage, 1 Delevel
1MP
Sing
2-3 Damage, 2-3 for 2 More Rounds
1MP
1 Hide of the Otter
+20 DA
Headbutt
Combat Skill
3MP
Ravioli Shurikens
Combat Skill
4MP
Stream of Sauce
Combat Skill
3MP
Disco Eye-Poke
Combat Skill
1MP
Moxious Madrigal
+10 Mox
(Buff @ 2MP)
2 Claws of the Otter
+3 Melee Damage
Skin of the Leatherback
(level/2 - 2)DR
Entangling Noodles
Combat Skill
3MP
Saucy Salve
Combat Skill - Heal 10-15MP
4MP
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
+20% Init
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
+10Mys, +20MaxMP
(Buff @ 5MP)
3 Tongue of the Otter
Heals 10-15MP, removes Beaten Up
7MP
Amphibian Sympathy
+5 Fam Weight
Lasagna Bandages
Heals 10-30MP
6MP
Expert Panhandling
+20% Meat
Disco Nap
Heals 20MP, removes from some status effects
8MP
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
+20% Init
(Buff @ 4MP)
4 Thrust-Smack
Double Damage Combat Skill
4MP
Ghostly Shell
+80DA
(Buff @ 6MP)
Cannelloni Cannon
Combat Spell
6MP
Elemental Saucesphere
So-so Resist. to all Elem.
(Buff @ 10MP)
Disco Dance of Doom
6-8 Damage, 3 Delevel
5MP
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
+10Mus, +20MaxHP
(Buff @ 5MP)
5 Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Create Weapons
Armorcraftiness
Create Armor
Pastamastery
Summon Dry Noodles
10MP
Advanced Saucecrafting
Summon Reagents
10MP
Advanced Cocktailcrafting
Summon Cocktail Ingredients
10MP
The Polka of Plenty
+50% Meat
(Buff @ 7MP)
6 Eye of the Stoat
Increase Hit Chance
Tenacity of the Snapper
+8 Melee Damage
(Buff @ 8MP)
Springy Fusilli
+40% Init
(10adv @ 10MP)
Saucestorm
Combat Spell
10MP
Nimble Fingers
+20% Meat
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
+12 Damage
(Buff @ 9MP)
7 Hide of the Walrus
+40DA
Kneebutt
Combat Attack
4MP
Spirit of Rigatoni
Equip Chefstaffs
Jalapeno Saucesphere
+3DR, Damage Attacker
(Buff @ 5MP)
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
8-10 Damage, 5 Delevel
7MP
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
+20% Items
(Buff @ 11MP)
8 Claws of the Walrus
+4 Melee Damage
Empathy of the Newt
+5 Fam. Weight
(Buff @ 15MP)
Stuffed Mortar Shell
Combat Spell
13MP
Wave of Sauce
Combat Spell
16MP
Mad Looting Skillz
+20% Items
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
levelDR
(Buff @ 13MP)
9 Tongue of the Walrus
Heals 30-40MP
10MP
Reptilian Fortitude
+30MaxHP
(Buff @ 10MP)
Spirit of Ravioli
+25% MaxHP
Intrinsic Spiciness
+level Spell Damage
Disco Power Nap
Heals 40HP, removes some status effects
12MP
The Psalm of Pointiness
Attack + Delevel when Taking Damage
(Buff @ 15MP)
10 Lunging Thrust-Smack
Triple Damage Combat Skill
8MP
Shieldbutt
Auto-Hit Attack
5MP
Weapon of the Pastalord
Combat Spell
24MP
Jabanero Saucesphere
Damage Attacking Opponent, 5DR
(Buff @ 10MP)
Disco Face Stab
15-18 Damage, 7 Delevel
10MP
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
+10% All Attributes
(Buff @ 30MP)
11 Rage of the Reindeer
+10%Mus, +10Melee
(10adv @ 10MP)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
+50% MaxMP
Leash of Linguini
+5 Fam. Weight
(10adv @ 12MP)
Saucegeyser
Combat Spell
28MP
Disco Fever
+level Ranged Damage (Max. 15)
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
+3 Stats per Fight
(Buff @ 40MP)
12 Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Dual-Weild
Astral Shell
+80DA, Slight Elem. Resist
(Buff @ 10MP)
Cannelloni Cocoon
Heal All HP
20MP
Impetuous Sauciness
+5 Adv. for Reagent Potions
Ambidextrous Funkslinging
Use 2 items per combat round
Ode to Booze
More Adv from Booze
(Buff @ 50MP)
13 Northern Exposure
So-So Cold Resist
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
So-So Spooky Resist
Tolerance of the Kitchen
So-So Hot Resist
Diminished Gag Reflex
So-So Stench Resist
Heart of Polyester
So-So Sleaze Resist
The Sonata of Sneakiness
-5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP)
14 Musk of the Moose
+5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP)
Hero of the Half-Shell
Musc determines damage taken if Shield equipped
Flavour of Magic
Choose Elem. of Pasta Spells
(40adv @ 10MP)
Immaculate Seasoning
Sauce Spells automatically Hot/Cold
Smooth Movement
-5% Combat
(10adv @ 10MP)
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
+5% Combat
(Buff @ 20MP)
15 Pulverize
Smash Stuff!
Tao of the Terrapin
Double DR of Hat/Pants
Transcendental Noodlecraft
+2 Dry Noodles, Wok Access
The Way of Sauce
+2 Reagents, use Scrum. Solutions
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
+2 Ingredients, Still Access
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
+(level*2)MP
(Buff @ 30MP
Spooky Snarl of the Timberwolf
+10 Spooky Damage
(10adv @ 10MP)
Spectral Snapper
Combat Aattack
20MP
Fearful Fettucini
Combat Spell
24MP
Scarysauce
So-So Sleaze/Cold Resist
(Buff @ 10MP)
Tango of Terror
15-18 Spooky Damage, 7 Delevel
8MP
Dirge of Dreadfulness
+12 Spooky Damage
(Buff @ 12MP)
The Sea Harpoon!
Combat Skill
30MP
Summon Leviatuga
301-350 Damage
40MP
Tempuramancy
Create Tempura Dishes
Deep Saucery
Create Potions with Globes of Deep Sauce
Salacious Cocktailcrafting
Use Seaodes in Cocktailcrafting
Donho's Bubbly Ballad
-20% Underwater Penalty
(Buff @ 75MP)
Hobopolis
Hobo 30MP Conjure Relaxing Campfire
Maximum Chill
Mudbath
Inappropriate Backrub
Creepy Lullaby
(10-20) + (Mys/10) Damage
Hobo 120MP Awesome Balls of Fire
Snowclone
Eggsplosion
Grease Lightning
Raise Backup Dancer
(35-45) + (Mys*7/20) Damage
Hodgman Natural Born Scrabbler
+5% Items
Thrift and Grift
+10% Meat
Abs of Tin
+10% MaxHP
Marginally Insane
+10% MaxMP
Accordian Thief The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
+50% Meat, +20% Items
(Buff @ 50MP)
Benetton's Medley of Diversity
+15 Prism. Damage
(Buff @ 50MP)
Elron's Explosive Etude
+50% Spell Damage
(Buff @ 50MP)
Chorale of Companionship
+10 Fam Weight
(Buff @ 50MP)
Prelude of Precision
+2% Crit Chance
(Buff @ 50MP)
Other
Hagnk Torso Awaregness
Wear Shirts
Gnomish Hardiness
+5% MaxHP
Cosmic Ugnderstanding
+5% MaxMP
Powers of Observatiogn
+10% Items
Gnefarious Pickpocketing
+10% Meat
Slime Tube Slimy Sinews
+20 MaxHP
Slimy Synapses
+10 MaxMP
Slimy Shoulders
+20% Init
Misc. Chronic Indigestion
CLEESH
Rainbow's Gravity
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
Transcendent Olfaction
Vent Rage Gland
Tomes Summon Snowcones
Summon Stickers
Summon Sugar Sheet
Librams Summon Party Favor
Summon Candy Heart
Summon Love Song
Grimores Summon Hilarious Objects
Summon "Tasteful" Items

Familiars

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Mosquito
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Leprechaun
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Levitating Potato
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Angry Goat
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Sabre-Toothed Lime
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Fuzzy Dice
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Spooky Pirate Skeleton
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Barrrnacle
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Howling Balloon Monkey
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Stab Bat
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Grue
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Blood-Faced Volleyball
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Ghuol Whelp
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Baby Gravy Fairy
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Cocoabo
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Star Starfish
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Hovering Sombrero
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Ghost Pickle on a Stick
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Killer Bee
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Whirling Maple Leaf
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Coffee Pixie
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Cheshire Bat
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Jill-O-Lantern
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Hand Turkey
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Crimbo Elf
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Hanukkimbo Dreidl
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Baby Yeti
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Feather Boa Constrictor
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Emo Squid
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Personal Raincloud
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Clockwork Grapefruit
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MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
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Flaming Gravy Fairy
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Frozen Gravy Fairy
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Stinky Gravy Fairy
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Spooky Gravy Fairy
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Inflatable Dodecapede
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Pygmy Bugbear Shaman
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Doppelshifter
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Attention-Deficit Demon
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Cymbal-Playing Monkey
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Temporal Riftlet
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Sweet Nutcracker
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Pet Rock
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Snowy Owl
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Teddy Bear
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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
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Sleazy Gravy Fairy
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Wild Hare
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Wind-up Chattering Teeth
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Spirit Hobo
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Astral Badger
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Comma Chameleon
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Misshapen Animal Skeleton
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Scary Death Orb
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Jitterbug
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Nervous Tick
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Reassembled Blackbird
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Origami Towel Crane
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Ninja Snowflake
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Evil Teddy Bear
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Toothsome Rock
None Crimbotroll.gif
Ancient Yuletide Troll
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Dandy Lion
Oaf.gif
O.A.F.
Goodfella.gif
Penguin Goodfella
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Jumpsuited Hound Dog
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Green Pixie
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Ragamuffin Imp
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Exotic Parrot
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Wizard Action Figure
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Gluttonous Green Ghost
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Casagnova Gnome
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Hunchbacked Minion
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Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
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Bulky Buddy Box
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Teddy Borg
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RoboGoose
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El Vibrato Megadrone
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Mad Hatrack
None None None None None None Hobomonkey.gif
Hobo Monkey
Llama.gif
Llama Lama
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Cotton Candy Carnie
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Disembodied Hand
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Black Cat
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Uniclops
Dancebear.gif
Psychedelic Bear
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Baby Mutant Rattlesnake
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Mutant Fire Ant
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Mutant Cactus Bud
Gilamonster.gif
Mutant Gila Monster
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Cuddlefish
Sugarfairy.gif
Sugar Fruit Fairy
Crab.gif
Imitation Crab
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Pair of Ragged Claws
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Magic Dragonfish
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Frumious Bandersnatch
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Midget Clownfish
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Syncopated Turtle
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Grinning Turtle
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Purse Rat
Turtle.gif
Wereturtle
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Baby Sandworm
Slimeling.gif
Slimeling
Heboulder.gif
He-Boulder
Rocklobster.gif
Rock Lobster
Urchin.gif
Urchin Urchin
Grouper2.gif
Grouper Groupie
Gibberer.gif
Squamous Gibberer
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Dancing Frog
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Chauvinist Pig
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Stocking Mimic
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Snow Angel
100% Run Done 90% Run Done Have Familiar Have Familiar Hatchling Don't have Familiar

Trophies

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100 Shore Trips
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1000 Shore Trips
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30 White Canadians
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Familiars total 100+ lbs
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Familiars total 300+ lbs
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10+ Turns Protesting
Yeti pants now.gif
100+ Turns Protesting
A dog a plan.gif
Build Pagoda
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5 Spaghetti with Skullheads
The nastiest cocktail.gif
5 nasty-ass tomato daiquiris
Ghuolishly good.gif
11 ghuol ghuolash
You done took my toast.gif
Steal Toast in PvP
None Van went.gif
Discard Pretty Flower
Dirt and dirty.gif
420 Herb Brownies
Angst with extra cheese.gif
5 White Choc and Tomato Pizzas
He aint heavy hes my familiar.gif
Familiars total 500+ lbs
Shakin the bush here boss.gif
50 Lucky Suprise Eggs
Nice trophy pablo honey.gif
All 32 TPS1 in DC
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Use 99 Red Balloons
Go go gadget trophy.gif
Find 10 Clockwork Keys
Dancing in the dark.gif
Beat All Bosses at 11
Master of nuns.gif
Perm all 5 Fragnk Skills
Gored to the core.gif
Defend Gourd 21 times in HC
You damned dirty human.gif
Receive 'One Day in the Life' in Bugbear Pens
Look what i can do.gif
Perm all 5 Starting Skills
Not worth the wait.gif
Be Present for Ascension Rollout
No less than three.gif
Eat three-tiered wedding cake
Thats too friendly pippin.gif
Defeat 10 Reindeer
Run over by grandma.gif
Defeat 100 Reindeer
The dude abides.gif
Take trophy in leaflet quest
Not wearing any pants.gif
No Pants on 1st Jan 2006
With friends like these.gif
90%+ Stab Bat Run
Ladies and gentlemen.gif
30 Sex Changes
Hood ornament.gif
1 Million Meat in HC
Better than bad its good.gif
Add 'Laura Palmer' to Quest Log
No well ten beers.gif
1000+ Drunk
You shot the invisible swordsman.gif
1 million meat to each statue
In deep end ents.gif
Use firecracker on July 4th
Also ate zarathustra.gif
60 WC burgers, 10 WC fries, 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas
Undercover clubber.gif
Lv30 SC
Tortoise reform.gif
Lv30 TT
Stop noodling around.gif
Lv30 PM
Lost in the sauce once again.gif
Lv30 SA
Saturday night inferno.gif
Lv30 DB
Dance round the room to accordion keys.gif
Lv30 AT
Your mom knows the butler.gif
Read manual 30 times
Whoops whoops whoops.gif
Slip on 3 banana peels
Eliza knew best.gif
11 Full/Drunk/Spleen
And a filthy job it is.gif
100 adv in bathroom with autoplunger
Gonna go fondle my sweaters.gif
Hotform +100 Hot Damage
Like a cucumber on pluto.gif
Coldform +100 Cold Damage
Horror has a new name.gif
Spookyform +100 Spooky Damage
Melodious and mellifluous.gif
Stenchform +100 Stench Damage
This parrot is nude.gif
Sleazeform +100 Sleaze Damage
My shrimps was dead and gone.gif
Use 50 Scrolls of Evil
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.gif
Summon 30 Demons
Jeff was right.gif
Use 100 Chaos Butterflies
Howd you do that man thats creepy.gif
Know all Spookyraven Skills
But it doesnt love me back.gif
Multi-Use 11 Confetti
Dont worry your pretty little head.gif
Defeat 240 Black Puddings
Just like tara reid.gif
Drink 80 Around-the-Worlds
You were devoutly aligned.gif
Kill all DoD Monsters 120 times in one Ascension
Kick em when theyre up.gif
13 Spooky Pirate Skeletons in Closet
This boat sucks.gif
10 90+% Ascensions
Now ive seen it all.gif
30 90%+ Ascensions
In soviet russia minstrels eat you.gif
100 Runaways
Just like grandmas dentures.gif
All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 in DC
Who runs bartertown.gif
69 Meat Pasting Recipes
And thats all.gif
50 Cooking Recipes
I hardly know her.gif
100 Cooking Recipes
What do you want on your tombstone.gif
150 Cooking Recipes
Ill make a note of it.gif
20 Cocktailcrafting Recipes
Hippy hippy shake.gif
50 Cocktailcrafting Recipes
On channel z.gif
100 Cocktail Recipes
Tong tong tong tong ta tong tong.gif
50 Meatsmithing Recipes
Now all you need is a sickle.gif
100 Meatsmithing Recipes
Two tickets to anville.gif
150 Meatsmithing Recipes
Hey vern its jewels.gif
30 Jewelrycrafting Recipes
Visitors stink earlier.gif
Defeat Trophyfish
Garble varble zous.gif
Sell Marbles to Collector
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5 Consecutive Wumpus Hunts
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Become a Little Bit Evil 13 Times in one Ascension

Tattoos

Class

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SC
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SC HC
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SC HCO
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TT
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TT HC
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TT HCO
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PM
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PM HC
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PM HCO
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S
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S HC
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S HCO
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DB
Class5hc.gif
DB HC
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DB HCO
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AT
Class6hc.gif
AT HC
Class6hco.gif
AT HCO

Ascension

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SC I
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SC II
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SC III
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SC IV
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SC V
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SC VI
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SC VII
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SC VIII
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SC IX
Asc10.gif
SC X
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SC XI
Asc12.gif
SC XI+
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HC I
Hasc02.gif
HC II
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HC III
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HC IV
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HC V
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HC VI
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HC VII
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HC VIII
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HC IX
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HC X
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HC XI
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HC XI+
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Teet
Nofood.gif
Booze
Oxy.gif
Oxy

Normal

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8-Bit Finery
Armortat.gif
Antique Arms and Armor
Wreathtat.gif
Aboreal Raiment
Arbortat.gif
Arrrbor Day Apparrrrreal
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Black Armaments
Meattat.gif
Bounty-Hunting Rig
Bowtat.gif
Bow Tux
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Bugbear Costume
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Cloaca-Cola Uniform
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Clockwork Apparatus
Pressie.gif
Crimbo Duds
Halotat.gif
Crimborg Assault Armor
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Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
Spohobotat.gif
Dire Drifter Duds
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Dwarvish War Uniform
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Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
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El Vibrato Relics
Jfishtat.gif
Encephalic Ensemble
Coldgear.gif
eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
Hippy.gif
Filthy Hippy Disguise
Rock tat.gif
Floaty Fatigues
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Frat Boy Ensemble
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Frat Warrior Fatigues
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Furry Suit
Recyctat.gif
Glad Bag Glad Rags
Gnaugatat.gif
Gnauga Hides
Eggtat.gif
Grass Guise
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Grimy Reaper's Vestements
Hodgmantat.gif
Hodgman's Regal Frippery
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Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
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Hyperborean Hobo Habilments
Eliteguard.gif
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Haremgirl.gif
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
Minertat.gif
Mining Gear
Dnatat.gif
Mutant Couture
Canadiatat.gif
OK Lumber. Outfit
Palmtat.gif
Palmist Para.
Pigirontat.gif
Pork Elf Prizes
Vol tat.gif
Primitive Radio Duds
Hothobotat.gif
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
Radiotat.gif
Radio Free Regalia
Orbisontat.gif
Roy Orbison Disguise
Slimetat.gif
Slimesuit
Snowmantat.gif
Snowman Suit
Startat.gif
Star Garb
Pirate.gif
Swashbuckling Getup
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Tapered Threads
Slehobotat.gif
Tawdry Tramp Togs
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Terrifying Clown Suit
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Terrycloth Tackle
Hourtat.gif
Time Trappings
Tropictat.gif
Tropical Cimbo Duds
Arborween.gif
Vestements of the Treeslayer
Stehobotat.gif
Vile Vagrant Vestements
Warhiptat.gif
War Hippy Fatigues
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Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
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Yendorian Finery

Misc

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Artist
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Delicious Salad
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Hobo Tattoo 19/19
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Martini