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Who I am

A barely-veteran player, whose ulimate goal s to conquer fernswarthy' dungeon an get a telescope. I will soon ascend into a bad moonun, r at least attempt to do so.


Smarmy smarminess.


Cheeky cheekiness; pop culture refs.


The Naughty Sorceress; jackasses who are jerks without provocation; ow lon th level 11 quest is


Crimbo Town's temporary disappearances

eXtremely, ridiculously, and highly

you (not really); non-cranberry muffins; that I resolved to do a bad moon run.


Ascensions: 5 SC, 2 HC (1 oxycore) (7 total)

Collector's Score: 87 Trophies: 13 Familiars: 34 Tattoos: 40

Visit my display case! Its awesome!

Clan: Elite Dark Slayers~ LINK Store: MrGuy's Frequently Conspicuously Empty Bargain Shack! I have owned/currently own [10/1] Mr. A's.

My avatar is a Mr. A-headed stickman with two toy reagans (raygun plural). See it here: [1]

I have an unauthorized anarchy character!

Favorite totally insane jokes


Knock Knock Whos there? Oranges Oranges who? When its a butterfly!

Knock Knock Whos there? Dwayne Dwayne who? "Give back the Dwayne or I'll kill you where you stand!"

Knock knock whos there? idiot idiot who? "The backstroke, I believe!"


When is a stack of meat not a stack of meat? "Prison is like Gorilla vomit!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Depends if you're in Pennsylvania!

What do you get if you cross a cocoabo and the Naughty Sorceress? When it's a wooly mammoth!

Nonexistent Custom Items

Three Gloins in a Fountain

Nonexistent Custom Battles

The Hermit (battle)