User:J12601

Who the hell has numbers in their name? Is that guy some sort of robot? And if he is, does he have special powers? And if so, does he use them for good or for awesome?�

In the real world, j12601 is an instrumental music teacher, teaching grades 3-6 how to make incredibly horrible noises on their band insturments.

In the KoL world, j12601 plays a few different accounts although primarily he plays: The Devirginizer #1020908 (which was the worst super-hero name he could think up at the time he created the account).

Ascension History for The Devirginizer

No.	Date	Level	Class	Sign	Advs	Days	Path	Skill taken	Notes
1	08.20.06	12	AT	(none)	2,103	13	N, NP	The Moxious Madrigal
2	09.02.06	15	P	Opossum	1,884	14	N, NP	Transcendental Noodlecraft	Began as Hardcore, dropped after about 10 days
3	09.06.06	11	P	Marmot	901	5	N, NP	Pastamastery	Tried the clover sign
4	09.11.06	15	S	Marmot	1,291	6	N, NP	The Way of Sauce	Had tried clovers again, it was not worth it.
5	09.14.06	12	P	Opossum	921	4	N, NP	Leash of Linguini	Accidentally chose PM, meant to do a Sauce run for Saucecrafting
6	09.17.06	12	S	Opossum	815	4	N, NP	Impetuous Sauciness	Probably not the best skill to take, seemed good at the time though.
7	09.19.06	11	S	Opossum	658	3	N, NP	Advanced Saucecrafting	My first 3 day, finally got Saucecrafting
8	09.23.06	15	DB	Opossum	1,129	5	N, NP	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting	Doing another 15/5 back to back
9	09.25.06	11	DB	Opossum	730	3	N, NP	Advanced Cocktailcrafting
10	09.27.06	11	S	Opossum	678	3	N, NP	Elemental Saucesphere	Since I had done a teet-drop, I ate seven hi meins on the last day of this run. Huzzah.
11	09.30.06	15	SC	Opossum	762	4	N, NP	Pulverize	Power leveled with clovers in the gallery. Was about 20 adventures away from doing this in three days
12	10.02.06	15	TT	Opossum	704	3	N, NP	Tao of the Terrapin	Clovers in the gallery again.
13	10.04.06	11	P	Opossum	647	3	N, NP	Spirit of Ravioli
14	10.06.06	12	DB	Opossum	644	3	N, NP	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	Excellent skill. NS usually falls in one adventure with this skill.
15	10.09.06	11	DB	Opossum	628	4	N, NP	Mad Looting Skillz	Would have been a 3 day, but I went camping for the weekend.
16	10.11.06	12	P	Opossum	689	3	N, NP	Cannelloni Cocoon
17	10.13.06	11	TT	Opossum	708	3	N, NP	Empathy of the Newt
18	10.15.06	12	TT	Opossum	715	3	N, NP	Amphibian Sympathy	King freed in 581 turns, but I wanted to farm things to help my next runs.
19	10.17.06	11	SC	Blender	707	3	N, NP	Powers of Observatiogn	After getting all of the Friars' quest items, I forgot to complete the quest right away, and dropped Teetotaler. This virtually eliminated the chances of doing this as a 2-day. I did manage to beat the second tower monster before running out of turns on day 2, though my offstats were a bit lacking (103,63,69), but it showed me with smarter play, I could probably do a two day.
20	10.25.06	15	DB	Wallaby	2290	9	N, NP	Smooth Movement	Picked up a pair of trophies, grew three mushroom familiars, and made an NPZR.
21	10.27.06	12	AT	Blender	696	3	N, NP	The Ode to Booze	Took this sign at the last minute to do SSPD for the second time in a day.
22	10.29.06	13	AT	Opossum	731	3	N, NP	Sneakiness	Was about 1 turn short of 13, so I donated up to 13. Also began pvping during the last run and have begun accumulating flowers.
23	10.31.06	11	AT	Opossum	778	3	N, NP	Antiphon	I wanted this to help offstats for my 2-day attempt.
24	11.01.06	11	TT	Opossum	432	2	N, NP	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises	This run went by rather fast, and I ended up freeing the king after 431 turns, with 40+ turns, and a lot of consumption left. Crafted and drank a White Canadian to get a nicer looking turn count, and hopped through the gash, and decided to try my hand at another hardcore ascension, vowing to see it through this time.
25	11.13.06	11	P	Opossum	1460	13	HC, NP	Pastamastery	I was hoping for closer to 10 days, but I ended up making a few mistakes and not spending turns optimally. And my oh my do I hate leveling familiars.
26	11.23.06	11	S	Opossum	1441	11	HC, NP	Advanced Saucecrafting	Had 9 pieces of the KGE outfit, but no pants. Zapped 4 times on day ten trying to complete the outfit, with no success. Had to spend an extra 46 turns leveling familiars in the arena, and added an extra day to the run.
27	12.02.06	15	SC	Opossum	1500	10	HC, NP	Pulverize	It's one of my favourite skills, and since I landed on a muscle day with some turns left, it was quite easy to clover in the gallery for the last 4 levels.
28	12.08.06	11	TT	Opossum	969	7	HC, NP	Amphibian Sympathy	I really hate leveling familiars. Would have done this as my first, but the loop works better in this order. Came pretty close to a 6 day.
29	12.18.06	30	AT	Wallaby	2500	11	N, T	Phat Loot	Managed a nice expensive run to 30 on Crimbo Critters.
30	12.26.06	30	DB	Blender	2200	9	N, T	Overdeveloped Sense	Another 30 run (cheaper and faster), grabbed clockwork keys along the way (hence the Teet on a Blender)
31	01.03.07	11	TT	Opossum	1150	9	HC, T	Empathy	I anxiously look forward to perming a healing skill, and some combat skills.
32	01.08.07	11	DB	Opossum	1025	6	HC, NP	Cocktailcrafting	I'm not sure how much it will speed up runs, but I'm getting it anyway.
33	01.12.07	11	AT	Opossum	850	5	HC, NP	Madrigal	My first 5 day HC.
34	01.17.07	11	P	Opossum	1000	6	HC, NP	Leash of Linguini	Cheaper than Empathy to run, so I can get it going earlier, and when I can afford both, hooray!
35	01.22.07	12	SC	Opossum	1000	6	HC, NP	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing	Had enough adventures on the last day, so I grabbed this first. Doing 2 more SC runs back to back.
36	01.28.07	11	SC	Opossum	1150	7	HC, NP	Eye of the Stoat	Getting skills I never used in softcore.
37	02.02.07	11	SC	Blender	1000	6	HC, NP	Thrust-Smack	Mor stuff I never used in softcore.
38	02.07.07	15	TT	Opossum	1000	6	HC, NP	Tao of the Terrapin	Damage reduction is good.
39	02.12.07	15	DB	Opossum	1000	6	HC, NP	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
40	02.16.07	11	DB	Opossum	900	5	HC, NP	Mad Looting Skillz	Less bothersome farming of pixels and cheeses.
41	02.20.07	12	DB	Opossum	925	5	HC, NP	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	No more farming red pixel potions.
42	02.25.07	14	DB	Opossum	1000	6	HC, NP	Smooth Movement	non-combat skills are good.
43	03.01.07	12	AT	Opossum	850	5	HC, NP	The Ode to Booze
44	03.05.07	11	AT	Opossum	950	5	HC, NP	Phat Loot	With the Dandy Lion funding buffs is quite easy.
45	03.09.07	13	AT	Opossum	1000	5	HC, NP	Sonata	Same as smooth, just more expensive
46	03.20.07	12	AT	Blender	1950	12	HC, B	Powers of Observatiogn	Stuck around in this run for an extra week to do two HC pvp contests.
47	03.24.07	11	AT	Mongoose	1000	5	HC, NP	Mojo	Getting day one ode is lovely, as is not doing the meat car quest.
48	03.28.07	11	TT	Mongoose	950	5	HC, NP	Wisdom	Even easier day one ode.
49	03.31.07	11	AT	Mongoose	800	4	HC, NP	Antiphon	My first 4 day.
50	04.03.07	11	DB	Mongoose	800	4	HC, NP	Overdeveloped Sense
51	04.09.07	11	S	Mongoose	1000	7	HC, T	Elemental Saucesphere	Tired of farming elemental protection.
52	04.11.07	11	SC	Mongoose	650	3	HC, NP	LTS	Teet lead in and 2 stat days let me get my first 3 day.
53	04.14.07	11	P	Mongoose	800	4	HC, NP	Springy Fusilli	This should let me gallery earlier.
54	04.17.07	11	AT	Mongoose	800	4	HC, NP	Jackass	Prepping for Oxy, want to grab more melee. Found a 17-ball at level 3, this was a fun run.
55	04.20.07	11	AT	Wallaby	800	4	HC, NP	Power Ballad	More Oxy prep. Skills to gallery early for the first muscle run.
56	04.23.07	11	SC	Wallaby	800	4	HC, NP	Claws of the Walrus	More melee and a shill to take into my first Oxy run.
57	05.02.07	11	SC	Wallaby	700	10	HC, O	Rage	Oxy was remarkably fun actually. Less turns each day is quite relaxing.
58	05.10.07	11	TT	Wallaby	700	9	HC, O	Tenacity	Even more melee for the upcoming non muscle class runs.
59	05.18.07	11	DB	Wallaby	650	9	HC, O	Disco Aerobics	The pith helmet is amazing. I forgot to buy a skill so I had to take a trivial.
60	05.25.07	11	AT	Wallaby	550	8	HC, O	Shanty	I would have liked to pick up aria, but that will have to wait it seems.
61	06.02.07	12	P	Wallaby	700	9	HC, O	Cannelloni Cocoon	And onto my last oxy run!
62	06.10.07	11	S	Wallaby	700	9	HC, O	Intrinsic Spiciness	I was at a loss for what skill to take, so I took this.
63	06.16.07	12	S	Wallaby	1111	7	HC, B	Stream of Sauce	Completed the run in 5 days without using the airs. Should have leveled to 14 and picked up a better skill. Oh well, it was a relaxing lead-in for what came next (the 1111 turn count is a clue).
64	06.16.07	11	S	Wallaby	350	1	N, NP	Sauce Contemplation	Finished somehow in 343 turns, spent 7 turns after freeing the king for a nice round count. I never want to do another one of these again.
65		11	AT	Blender			HC, B	Torso Awaregness	With the recent changes to getting shirts, how can I pass this up?
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I swiped the above table design from Jonrock but added in a notes section. He seems to have added a similar notes section since then. Borg powers activate!

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