User:Iason

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Username: Iason (#626304)

Iason (often called Iason the Magnificent, or, even less frequently, Iason the Destroyer of Small Critters) became a member of the Kingdom on September 30, 2005, and a member of the Wiki that December. Most of his Wiki postings are ill-concieved or ill-informed, but his efforts are earnest, if generally crappy. He has a store in the mall entitled "Adequate Consideration," which generally carries little of value at mediocre prices. He is an the leader of an unimportant clan, Hammer of the Gods. His earthen alter-ego has a blog entitled The Mighty Argos, though it is not recomended that you go there, as the postings are hideously boring, vain, and esoteric.

Ascension History

Number Date Level Class Sign Adventures Days Path Skill taken
1 11/14/05 12 Accordion Thief (none) 3,529 72 Normal, No Path The Moxious Madrigal
2 01/23/06 13 Disco Bandit The Packrat 3,589 71 Normal, No Path Torso Awaregness
3 04/19/06 12 Disco Bandit The Marmot 3,768 88 Hardcore, Oxygenarian Mad Looting Skillz
4 10/08/06 17 Seal Clubber The Vole 10,535 172 Normal, No Path Double-Fisted Skull Smashing

Trophies

GourdcoreGadget InspectorFriend of ElvesReindeer Hunter
Boss Boss100 Pound Load300 Pound LoadBlack Hole TerrariumSlice and Dice
Failure to CommunicateThe Ghuol CupI Heart CanadiaBest Meal of My Life
Let My Bugbears Go!Brass Bowling Trophy TrophyPalindrophyLittle BoatEasy Come Easy Go
Your Log Saw Something That Night