User:Haruki jitsunin

	Itznotyerzitz Mine Choice Adventures
	100% Legal			A Flat Miner			See You Next Fall
	Demand loot	miner's helmet		Loot the dwarf's belongings	miner's pants		Give 'im the stick	miner's helmet
	Ask for ore	miner's pants		Hijack the meat vein	7-Foot Dwarven mattock		DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!	7-Foot Dwarven mattock
	Say you'll keep quiet for free	100 Meat		Help the dwarf	100 Meat		Negotiate for a reward	100 Meat

	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove Choice Adventures
	Amatearrr Night			Barrie Me at Sea			The Arrrbitrator
	What's orange and sounds like a parrot?	stuffed shoulder parrot		Help Sammy Skillet	stuffed shoulder parrot		Vote for Jack Robinson	eyepatch
	So a pirate walks into a bar...	100 Meat		Help Captain Ladle	swashbuckling pants		Vote for Sergeant Hook	swashbuckling pants
	What's gold and sounds like a pirate?	eyepatch		Help the crocodile	100 Meat		Vote for the Dread Pirate Bob	100 Meat

Heavy/light door

• Alpaca's

The three gates

Gate One:	Effect Needed:	Obtained from:
Gate of Hilarity	Comic Violence	Gremlin juice
Gate of Humility	Wussiness	wussiness potion, Yummy Tummy bean
Gate of Morose Morbidity and Moping	Rainy Soul Miasma	thin black candle, Yummy Tummy bean, picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
Gate of Slack	Extreme Muscle Relaxation	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
Gate of Spirit	Woad Warrior	pygmy pygment
Gate of the Porcupine	Spiky Hair	super-spiky hair gel
Gates of The Suc Rose	Sugar Rush	Angry Farmer candy, marzipan skull, Tasty Fun Good rice candy, Yummy Tummy bean, stick of "gum", or Daffy Taffy
Gate of The Viper	Deadly Flashing Blade	adder bladder
Locked Gate	Locks Like the Raven	Black No. 2
Gate Two:	Effect Needed:	Obtained from South of the Border or Gno-Mart:
Gate of Flame	Spicy Mouth	jabañero-flavored chewing gum
Gate of Intrigue	Mysteriously Handsome	handsomeness potion
Gate of Machismo	Engorged Weapon	Meleegra pills
Gate of Mystery	Mystic Pickleness	pickle-flavored chewing gum
Gate of the Dead	Hombre Muerto Caminando	marzipan skull
Gate of Torment	Tamarind Torment	tamarind-flavored chewing gum
Gate of Zest	Spicy Limeness	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
Gate Three:	Effect Needed:	Obtained from The Dungeons of Doom:
Gate of Light	Izchak's Blessing	Dungeons of Doom potion
Gate Of That Which is Hidden	Object Detection	Dungeons of Doom potion
Gate of the Mind	Strange Mental Acuity	Dungeons of Doom potion
Gate of the Ogre	Strength of Ten Ettins	Dungeons of Doom potion
Gate that is Not a Gate	Teleportitis	A big Q. adventure, Quantum Mechanic attack, Dungeons of Doom potion

The naughty sorceress' familiars

To beat the:	Use a 20 lb:
Angry Goat	Mosquito
Barrrnacle	Angry Goat
Levitating Potato	Barrrnacle
Mosquito	Sabre-Toothed Lime
Sabre-Toothed Lime	Levitating Potato