User:Gleezus

Gleezus (#770903)

Collects all raw pixels:
Account was created January 21, 2006.
Is a member of the clan, The Inconceivables.
See display case here.
Accomplishments:
- Has ascended 34 times.
- Has unlocked 63 tattoos.
- Has earned 59 trophies.
- Has collected 51 familiars.
- Has discovered 112 Meat-Pasting recipes.
- Has have discovered 149 Cooking recipes.
- Has discovered 172 Meatsmithing recipes.
- Has discovered 113 Cocktailcrafting recipes.
- Has discovered 17 Jewelrycrafting recipes.
Is married to LEWCasper as of August 8, 2004.
Favorite Movie Quotes:
- "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world..." - The Princess Bride
- "Inconceivable!" - The Princess Bride
- "May the schwartz be with you!" - Spaceballs
- "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - The Usual Suspects
- More will be added later... much, much later...

Ascensions

Class	Level	Date	Path	Sign	Turns	Days	Familiar	Permanent Skill
*Pre-NS13 Records*
Pastamancer	11	03-06-06	Normal	None	3,635	45	n/a	Pastamancery
Accordion Thief	12	06-06-06	Teetotaler	The Opossum	6,723	93	n/a	Polka of Plenty
Seal Clubber	13	07-25-06	Normal	The Mongoose	5,202	50	n/a	Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
Seal Clubber	11	08-16-06	Normal	The Mongoose	2,333	23	n/a	Lunging Thrust-Smack
Seal Clubber	15	10-14-06	Normal	The Packrat	7,277	60	n/a	Pulverize
Seal Clubber	11	10-27-06	Normal	The Packrat	1,607	14	n/a	Torso Awaregness
Seal Clubber	11	11-05-06	Normal	The Packrat	1,347	10	86.4%	Powers of Observatiogn
Seal Clubber	11	11-14-06	Teetotaler	The Packrat	1,089	10	77.5%	Gnefarious Pickpocketing
Seal Clubber	16	01-27-07	Normal	The Mongoose	5,615	75	53.4%	Eye of the Stoat
Turtle Tamer	11	02-10-07	Normal	The Marmot	1,356	15	81.2%	Amphibian Sympathy
Seal Clubber	11	02-23-07	Normal	The Packrat	975	14	74.1%	Tongue of the Walrus
Seal Clubber	11	02-28-07	Normal	The Packrat	1,055	6	72.6%	Claws of the Walrus
Accordion Thief	12	03-10-07	Normal	The Wombat	1,459	11	71.6%	Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
Accordion Thief	11	03-16-07	Normal	The Wombat	925	7	100.0%	Cosmic Ugnderstanding
Disco Bandit	11	03-21-07	Normal	The Wombat	955	6	99.3%	Gnomish Hardigness
Seal Clubber	11	03-25-07	Normal	The Mongoose	801	5	94.1%	Hide of the Walrus
Pastamancer	30	05-23-07	Normal	The Opossum	8,799	60	51.7%	Leash of Linguini
Turtle Tamer	11	06-08-07	Normal	The Mongoose	1,360	17	74.8%	Armorcraftiness
Seal Clubber	12	06-13-07	Normal	The Mongoose	1,144	6	59.9%	Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
Turtle Tamer	11	06-17-07	Normal	The Mongoose	927	5	76.8%	Empathy of the Newt
*Post-NS13 Records*
Seal Clubber	15	07-16-07	Normal	The Mongoose	3,454	30	69.2%	Seal Clubbing Frenzy
Sauceror	30	03-20-08	Normal	The Marmot	17,901	249	86.0%	Advanced Saucecrafting
Disco Bandit	30	09-02-08	Normal	The Packrat	15,985	167	99.4%	Ambidextrous Funkslinging & Rainbow Gravitation (HC)
Turtle Tamer	30	01-08-09	Normal	The Wallaby	15,199	129	64.3%	Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises & Vent Rage Gland (HC)
Pastamancer	13	01-26-09	Normal	The Marmot	1,791 (1,868)	19	78.0% (75.1%)	Spirit of Rigatoni
Disco Bandit	13	02-03-09	Normal	The Packrat	1,405 (1,477)	9	76.4% (77.7%)	Mad Looting Skillz
Disco Bandit	13	02-10-09	Normal	The Packrat	1,265 (1,331)	8	65.4% (63.1%)	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
Seal Clubber	14	02-23-09	Normal	The Mongoose	1,962 (2,219)	14	60.4% (53.3%)	Marginally Insane
Turtle Tamer	15	03-28-09	Normal	The Wallaby	2,138 (2,294)	34	44.4% (39.7%)	Astral Shell
Seal Clubber	13	04-09-09	Normal	The Wallaby	1,212 (1,356)	13	88.0% (79.0%)	Northern Exposure
Sauceror	13	04-18-09	Normal	The Marmot	1,485 (1,557)	10	92.2% (87.0%)	Diminished Gag Reflex
Disco Bandit	13	04-25-09	Normal	The Blender	1,319 (1,438)	8	74.4% (68.0%)	Advanced Cocktailcrafting
Turtle Tamer	13	05-02-09	Normal	The Mongoose	1,362 (1,555)	8	99.7% (90.8%)	Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
Disco Bandit	14 (15)	05-11-09	Normal	The Blender	1,758 (2,568)	10 (13)	63.3% (37.3%)	Superhuman Cocktailcrafting