User:Dorf
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What's the Deal?
Basically, Dorf (#1111149) is your typical interested-but-not-quite-obsessed player and wiki editor. His KoL experience began on November 8, 2006, and began appending the wiki during Crimboween 2006. He contributes regularly to the wiki in small ways, catching typos here and there, cleaning things up, and adding what he can where he can - and making plenty of mistakes in the process (thanks are notably owed to Quietust).
Dorf doesn't have any glorious aspirations, but hopes to continue to contribute to the wiki, make friends (especially where he hangs out in /radio), and carve out a niche of sorts in this vast game world.
Contributions
Nothing vastly important, but still potentially useful:
- Confirmed that several meatsmithing are indeed currently unsmithable. Currently, more progress is being made as new items are being made smithable.
- Spaded out dream frequency (though still no SHM).
- Discovered the white belt (now defunct).
See Spading Notes for more information.
In-game
Usernames:
- Dorf (#1111149)
- Thaag (#1113656)
- SleazyDorf (#1207047)
Collections
(dehydrated caviar) 3400 (1st)
(tap shoes) 1250 (3rd)
(flute of flat champagne) 3375 (3rd)
(hors d'oeuvre tray) 600 (3rd)
(worn tophat) 950 (4th)
(desiccated apricot) 3350 (5th)- Also, a comprehensive list of all boozes available in the Kingdom, excepting Grimacite Bock and the Mafia wines.
Favourite Foods and Boozes
(spaghetti with Skullheads)
- 196 as of 29 June 2007
(gin)
- 70 as of 1 January 2007 (cannot be increased)
(insanely spicy bean burrito)
- 489 as of 29 June 2007
(Ram's Face Lager)
- 1778 as of 29 June 2007
(ballroom blintz)
- 446 as of 29 June 2007 (2nd on last leaderboard)
(Mae West)
- 145 as of 29 June 2007
Miscellaneous
- Dorf has proven himself literate.
- Dorf has completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
- Dorf has unlocked 57 tattoos.
- Dorf has earned 27 trophies.
- Dorf has collected 43 familiars.
- Dorf has made the Gourd completely safe.
- Dorf has slain his Nemesis in the Cave.
- Dorf has found the Dolphin King's treasure.
- Dorf has found the Slug Lord's treasure.
- Dorf has found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
- Dorf has solved the Bugbear problem at Degrassi Knoll.
- Dorf has discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
- Dorf has discovered the Hidden Temple.
- Dorf has built his own Bitchin' Meat Car.
- Dorf has planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
- Dorf has slain Baron von Ratsworth.
- Dorf has summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
- Dorf has found the Hole in the Sky.
- Dorf has defeated the Naughty Sorceress.
- Dorf has freed King Ralph XI from the Sorceress' prism.
- Dorf has completed 10 Hardcore ascensions.
- Dorf rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
- Dorf delved 26 floor(s) into the basement over his entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
- Dorf has a Collector's Score of 127.
Spadery
For now, this will be a place to record and reference my spading attempts.
Meatsmithing
Previous efforts defunct thanks to NS13, will be rechecking possibilities:
The New List
- 5-Alarm Saucepan
- asbestos ore
- banjo strings
- bar skin
- baseball
- basic meat crossbow
- basic meat foon
- basic meat helmet
- basic meat kilt
- basic meat pants
- basic meat skirt
- basic meat staff
- basic meat sword
- big rock
- big stick
- bigger stick
- big red clown nose
- Bjorn's Hammer
- black snake skin
- bling-bling
- bottlecap turtle
- bowl of cottage cheese
- box turtle
- bubblewrap ore
- buckler buckle
- bum cheek
- cardboard ore
- carob chunks
- catsup
- chisel
- chrome ore
- clown skin
- cold items:
- crossbow string
- demon skin
- dense meat crossbow
- dense meat stack
- dense meat staff
- dense meat sword
- disco ball
- Disco Banjo
- dry noodles
- enchantlers
- enormous belt buckle
- facsimile dictionary
- fetid feather
- flaming feather
- flirtatious feather
- foon
- forest tears
- frightful feather
- frozen feather
- furry fur
- furry green turtle
- ghuol guolash
- glowing red eye
- gnauga hide
- goat beard
- goat cheese
- heart of rock and roll
- heavy hot sauce
- helmet recipe
- helmet turtle
- hippopotamus skin
- hot buttered roll
- hot katana blade
- hot items:
- hot wing
- icy katana hilt
- jabañero pepper
- ketchup
- Knob Goblin firecracker
- knobby helmet turtle
- leathery bat skin
- leathery cat skin
- leathery rat skin
- linoleum ore
- long skinny balloon
- Mace of the Tortoise
- meat engine
- meat stack
- meat vortex
- meaty helmet turtle
- pants kit
- Pasta of Peril
- pasta spoon
- patchouli incense stick
- penguin skin
- petrified noodles
- pine tar
- poutine
- ram horns
- ram stick
- raspberry
- razor-sharp can lid
- really really sticky spider web
- reinforced furry underpants
- Rock and Roll Legend
- scrumptious reagent
- saucepan
- seal tooth
- seal-clubbing club
- seal-toothed rock
- secret blend of herbs and spices
- sewer turtle
- sinewy crossbow string
- skeletortoise
- skirt / kilt kit
- sleaze items (wad can't be smithed):
- sonar-in-a-biscuit
- spaghetti with rock-balls
- spices
- spooky items:
- spork
- stench items:
- stolen accordion
- stone banjo
- stone of eXtreme power
- sturdy sword hilt
- styrofoam ore
- sword hilt
- t8r tots
- tassel
- Tasty Fun Good rice candy
- teeny-tiny ninja stars
- tropical wrapping paper
- turtle totem
- twinkly nuggets
- twinkly wad
- wad of tofu
- whip kit
- White Citadel burger
- white snake skin
- yak skin
NOT BOTHERING WITH (costs and unlikelihood of success):
- bow
- fake plastic grass
- ore crossbow strings
- ore sticks
- ore sword hilts
- petrified time
- wrapping paper
Items with undiscovered products:
- cold wad
- enchantlers (10 July 2007, no possible product)
- fetid feather
- flaming feather
- flirtatious feather
- frightful feather
- frozen feather
- hot wad
- Knob Goblin firecracker (09 July 2007, no possible product)
- reinforced furry underpants
- sleaze nuggets
- spooky powder
- spooky wad
- stench nuggets
- stench powder
- stench wad
- twinkly nuggets
- twinkly wad
NEW items to acquire - added to meatsmithing components list with NS13:
- distilled seal blood
- golden reeds
- high-octane olive oil
- Peppercorns of Power
- turtle chain
- vial of mojo
Resting
CONDITIONS
- Half of the results were obtained with a level 15 Disco Bandit. The second half were obtained with the same Disco Bandit at level 16.
- All adventures spent resting were with few effects, always including Disco State of Mind and rarely including anything else.
- Gear worn while resting remained constant.
- Mouthfuls of loose teeth were always in inventory.
RESULTS TABLE
| Date | Stat Day |
Normal Rest | Tooth Fairy Dream | New Teeth Dream | Butterfly Dream | Underwear | Normal Nightmare | Spooky Hockey Mask Nightmare | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday, March 10, 2007 Petember 3 |
|
83 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | |||||
| Sunday, March 11, 2007 Petember 4 |
|
89 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | |||||
| Monday, March 12, 2007 Petember 5 |
|
92 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | |||||
| Tuesday, March 13, 2007 Petember 6 |
|
90 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | |||||
| Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Petember 7 |
|
88 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | |||||
| Thursday, March 15, 2007 Petember 8 |
|
92 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |||||
| Friday, March 16, 2007 Carlvember 1 |
|
92 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | |||||
| Saturday, March 17, 2007 Carlvember 2 |
|
83 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | |||||
| Sunday, March 18, 2007 Carlvember 3 (0 Drunkenness) |
|
90 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | |||||
| Sunday, March 18, 2007 Carlvember 3 (30 Drunkenness) |
|
90 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | |||||
| Monday, March 19, 2007 Carlvember 4 |
|
94 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| Tuesday, March 20, 2007 Carlvember 5 |
|
91 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| Total Adventures | Normal Rest | Tooth Fairy Dream | New Teeth Dream | Butterfly Dream | Underwear | Normal Nightmare | Spooky Hockey Mask Nightmare | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Totals | 1200 | 1074 | 23 | 33 | 18 | 23 | 29 | 0 |
| Average Per Day | 100 | 89.5 | 1.9 | 2.8 | 1.5 | 1.9 | 2.4 | 0 |
CONCLUSIONS
- Frequency
- Dreams occur approximately (10%) of the time.
- Each dream has an approximately equal chance of occurring (2%).
- Occurrence of the spooky hockey mask dream is less than (.1%).
- Effects
- Moons (and therefore stat days) seem to have no overall effect on dream type/frequency.
- Drunkenness seems to have no overall effect on dream type/frequency.
- Suggestions for further spading
- Attempt similar progression with other levels and classes.
- Determine cause for spooky hockey mask drop. Is it mere chance, or are there other requirements?
