User:Dalinian
  dalinian -- (#747561) What's With This Dalinian Frood?
As a noob, I'm finding KoL to be delightfully silly, complex and multi-dimensional. So I'm aware of my need to So what's below may be most likely irrelevant to you -- and you're of course welcome to browse away. |
Contents
- 1 To Do
- 2 Gifts To Go
- 3 Post-Ascension
- 4 Investigations
- 5 Scratching Post
- 6 The Map of the Locations of the Kingdom of Loathing
To Do
Top Of The Pile
For 50,000 Meat, you can open up your own store in the Mall of Loathing in Seaside Town.
- Need Moxie L27 > 98
- Needed Moxie L26 > ?? -- 98 did the trick
- Needed Mysticality L24 > 81 -- 91 did the trick
- Needed Moxie > 78 -- 93 did the trick
- Needed Mysticality > 71 -- 77 did the trick
- Hope your trip to Daily Dungeon Room Ten yields Sneaky Pete's breath spray: +10 Moxie
- Once per day, try zapping a Daily Dungeon Room Ten item until you get Sneaky Pete's breath spray x 3
{{ZAP Daily Dungeon}}
- Devonin on /newbie says buffed stat should do the trick
Star sword must have at least 67 base Muscle to equip
Boosters
- All Attributes
- Badass belt accessory: +5 All Attributes
- Chrome helmet turtle hat: +5 All Attributes (need 45 base Moxie to equip)
- Shiny ring accessory: +3 All Attributes
- Muscle -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
- Crown of the Goblin King hat: +10 Muscle
- Boris's ring accessory: +10 Muscle
- String of red beads accessory: +1 Muscle
- Thin black candle item (§288 @ Mall) > Rainy Soul Miasma: +10 Muscle, +10 Mysticality, -5 Moxie
- Super-spiky hair gel item (§224 @ Mall) > Spiky Hair: +6 Muscle, +6 Moxie (5 Adventures)
- Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality
- fizzy potion -- Strength of Ten Ettins: +25% Muscle (10 Adventures)
- Mysticality -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
- Jarlsberg's earring accessory: +10 Mysticality
- Asbestos staff weapon: +9 Mysticality
- Arrrgyle socks accessory: +6 Mysticality
- Kentucky-fried meat staff weapon: +5 Mysticality
- Magic lamp accessory: +3 Mysticality
- String of blue beads accessory: +1 Mysticality
- Thin black candle item (§288 @ Mall) > Rainy Soul Miasma: +10 Muscle, +10 Mysticality, -5 Moxie
- henna tattoo item from The Hippy Camp > Hennaliciousness: +3 Mysticality (5 Adventures)
- effervescent potion -- Strange Mental Acuity: +25% Mysticality (10 Adventures)
- Moxie -- Substat -- Modifiers -- Maximizing
- Sneaky Pete's breath spray accessory from Room 10 of The Daily Dungeon: +10 Moxie
- also available by zapping any other Room 10 item
- can equip 3 of them for +30 Moxie
- Leather chaps pants: +4 Moxie, -2 Muscle
- Knob Goblin visor hat: +3 Moxie
- Super-spiky hair gel item (§224 @ Mall) > Spiky Hair: +6 Muscle, +6 Moxie (5 Adventures)
- Lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum from South of the Border > Spicy Limeness: +5 Moxie, -5 Muscle (5 Adventures)
- Handsomeness potion > Mysteriously Handsome: +5% Moxie (5 Adventures)
- Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality
- Sneaky Pete's breath spray accessory from Room 10 of The Daily Dungeon: +10 Moxie
See also: Dressing For Success #Accessories
- Potions
- effervescent potion -- Strange Mental Acuity: +25% Mysticality (10 Adventures)
- fizzy potion -- Strength of Ten Ettins: +25% Muscle (10 Adventures)
- milky potion -- Pretty much nothing happens
- murky potion -- Sleepy: -30% Muscle (20 Adventures)
- smoky potion -- +16 hit points, +16 Muscularity Points
- swirly potion -- Teleportitis (10 Adventures)
Buffs
To operate Testudinata, simply send a kmail with the amount of meat indicated. You will be buffed as soon as possible; in times of high demand, this may take a few minutes.
- D -- Daily allowance of 'free' buffs, for 150 adventures
- [ 90 | 300 | 1200 | 6000 ] -- Normal Price List, for N adventures; [ * | ^ ] flag exceptional durations in Effect column
- Limits: 3 concurrent AT buffs
| D | 90 | 300 | 1200 | 6000 | Buff | Effect |
| 1 | 15 | 51 | 204 | 1021 | Moxious Madrigal | +10 Moxie |
| 2 | 46 | 153 | 612 | 3062 | Jalapeno Saucesphere | Monsters attacking you take 1-3 damage; the damage is converted into an HP gain |
| 3 | 61 | 207 | 817 | 4083 | Polka of Plenty | Increases meat drop rate by 50 % |
| 4 | 162 | 537 | 2144 | 10718 | Elemental Saucesphere | Provides resistance to fire, cold, stench, and spookiness |
| 5 | 163 | 538 | 2045 | 10719 | Jabanero Saucesphere | Monsters attacking you take 4-6 damage; the damage is converted into an MP gain |
| 6 | 138 | 459 | 1837 | 9186 | Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric | Increases item drop rate 20% |
| 7 | 276 | 920 | 3674 | 13320* | Empathy of the Newt | +5 to familiar weight *=4350 |
| 8 | 120* | --- | ---- | 13312^ | Ode to Booze | Given more adventures when drinking booze (+1 Adventure per drink) *=15 ^=1665 |
| - | 16 | 52 | 205 | 1022 | Magical Mojomuscular Melody | +30 MP -- your maximum MP is higher than usual. |
| - | 17 | 53 | 206 | 1023 | Cletus's Canticle of Celerity | Increases Combat Initiative by 30% |
| - | 31 | 102 | 408 | 2041 | Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith | +10 Muscle |
| - | 69 | 230 | 919 | 4593 | Ghostly Shell | +40 Damage Absorption -- +80 with the TT skill Tao of the Terrapin |
| - | 115 | 383 | 1531 | 7655 | Tenacity of the Snapper | +8 Melee Damage |
| - | 92 | 306 | 1225 | 6124 | Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption | +40 Damage Absorption |
| - | 161 | 536 | 1243 | 10717 | Astral Shell | +80 Damage Absorption -- +160 with the TT skill Tao of the Terrapin |
| - | 164 | 539 | 2146 | 10720 | Reptilian Fortitude | +30 HP -- temporarily boosts your maximum HP |
| - | 199 | 663 | 2654 | 13269 | Psalm of Pointiness | Damages attacking enemies |
| - | 260 | 868 | 3470 | 13317* | Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction | +12 Melee Damage *=4605 |
| - | 413 | 1378 | 5512 | 13297* | Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority | +10% to All Stats *=2895 |
| - | 566 | 1888 | 7553 | 13218* | Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude | Increased Stat gain from battles (+1 Muscle, +1 Mysticality, +1 Moxie) *=2100 |
Meat Sources
Take a ten-leaf clover to the Cobb's Knob Treasury: dense meat stack > Inventory > sell stuff = 1,000
115 The Icy Peak 213.0
40 Cobb's Knob Treasury 55.8
For average meat per adventure per area: http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/AreaDifficulty.html
Tip: polka of plenty, empathy, elemental saucesphere, egg-stortionary tatics, leash of linguini (buffs); (items) toy train, tiny plastic hermit, porquiose necklace, lucky tam o shanter; and a cheshire bitten famaliar, where a lepreuchaun would work just as well for meat @ 35 lb
The Council of Loathing
Something is amiss, Adventurer. The Nearby Plains are filling up with giant piles of garbage, and despite our best efforts, it keeps falling from the sky faster than we can clean it up. We need you to figure out where it's coming from, and put a stop to it.
Big Battle Checklist
Inventory: Equipment > Current Equipment -- best available?
Familiar
| Syncopated Orifice |  |
Snowy Owl | Attacks enemies |
Skills & Buffs, Pre-Combat:
- Patience of the Tortoise: +1 Muscle, +4 Max HP (5 Adventures) -- for 1 MP
- Ghostly Shell: +40 Damage Absorption std, now +80 with Tao of the Terrapin (10 Adventures) -- for 6 MP
- Tenacity of the Snapper: +8 Melee Damage (10 Adventures) -- for 8 MP
- Empathy of the Newt: +5 to familiar weight (10 Adventures) -- for 15 MP
Item Buffs:
- blood of the Wereseal §500 @ the Smacketeria > Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost (10 Adventures) > check the KoL Almanac for today's boost %age
- cheap wind-up clock §200 @ the Smacketeria > Ticking Clock: Increased Combat Initiative (10 Adventures)
- Meleegra pills from South of the Border > Engorged Weapon: +10 Melee Damage (5 Adventures)
- Angry Farmer candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality (10 Adventures)
- Tasty Fun Good rice candy > Sugar Rush: +5% Muscle, +5% Moxie, -10% Mysticality (5 Adventures)
Completed Quests
* Enter The Boss Bat's Lair * Defeat the two-headed Boss Bat (43 mox), who can do up to 19 damage in combat!
We've gotten word, Adventurer, that the Knob Goblins, who normally keep to themselves over at Cobb's Knob, are planning a major military action against Seaside Town. We need for you to go deep into the Knob, and nip this problem in the bud, so to speak, by neutralizing the Goblin King. We've marked your map with the location of the secret entrance that will allow you to go inside the Knob. Many Bothans died to... oh, wait, never mind. That was something else.
Need: * Knob Goblin perfume * Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise = * Hat: Knob Goblin harem veil + * Pants: Knob Goblin harem pants from the Harem, where the girls (35 mox) and guards (40 mox) do up to 15 damage in combat! Then: * Stock up on: * Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show, Market Square, Seaside Town. * Red pixel potion - from 1,000 Meat at the Mall, or Inexplicable Door adventuring/Crackpot Mystic manufacture. * Enter the King's Chamber and * Defeat The Knob Goblin King (62 mox), who can do up to 42 damage in combat! * If you get beaten up, you'll have to get another Knob Goblin perfume to try again.
The Deep Fat Friars in the Distant Woods are having a problem -- one of the experiments has gone awry, and fey creatures have invaded their grove. Please, Adventurer, lend them your assistance. Collect the three items necessary to perform the ritual which will banish these fiends back to their own realm.
- The first item can probably be found in the Dark Neck of the Woods.
- The second item was last seen in the Dark Heart of the Woods.
- The third item was stolen near the Dark Elbow of the Woods.
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - learn some skills.
Spectral Snapper -- §10,000 -- This skill summons a spirit Snapping Turtle to bite your opponent. It does 30-80 hit points of damage, and never misses. (20 MP)
Next visit: L11
Familiars
| Mollycoddled Miasma |  |
Mosquito | Sucks HP out of enemies and injects it into player (heals you, and does damage to the monster) |
| Geosynchronous Whelk |  |
Ghuol Whelp | Restores both HP and MP |
| Libidinous Lollipop |  |
Leprechaun | Increases meat drops by 5% per pound |
| Bat-Farting Vampire |  |
Blood-Faced Volleyball | Increases stat gains by one for every four pounds of familiar |
| Badly Groomed Fireplace |  |
Baby Gravy Fairy | Increases item drops by 2.5% per pound |
| Bulbous Bridesmade |  |
Barrrnacle | Slows enemies down, reducing their combat effectiveness -- this can only happen on the first round of combat. |
| Syncopated Orifice | |
Snowy Owl | Attacks enemies |
| Godless Genuflection |  |
Grue | Attacks opponent, depending on the phase of the moons |
Would Like To Meet
Sabre-Toothed Lime - First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle. Its item is the tiny shaker of salt.
Angry Goat - Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anti-cheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies. Its item is the prosthetic forehead.
Spooky Pirate Skeleton - The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones. Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle. Its item is the blundarrrbus.
upto:The Howling Balloon Monkey
Already Familiar With
- Spooky-Gro fertilizer (from The Spooky Forest) + ghuol egg = fertilized ghuol egg + Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium > Ghuol Whelp Familiar
Daily Checks
- Dress appropriately
- msg chatbot -- /13, /14, /15
- Evil Golden Arches
- Choose Familiar
- Complex cooking: send ingredients to AverageJoe, "I can do any foods (I think), unless theres some you need a special day for or skill i dont know about, other than pastamastery and saucecrafting."
Clover Day?
Chat /12 to ask chatbot, "Does the hermit have clover today?" Yes:
- buy chewing gum on a string for 30 Meat and a Hermit permit for 100 Meat from The Market, Market Square, Seaside Town
- fish a worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack out of The Sewer, Market Square, Seaside Town
- trade your item for a ten-leaf clover at The Hermitage, The Big Mountains
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob (with ten-leaf clover) > Knob Goblin Uberpants (Power: 45)
Lycanthropy/Stat/Special Day?
Check the KoL Almanac for
- Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost
- The Smacketeria, The Brotherhood of the Smackdown > blood of the Wereseal (10 Adventures) for 500 Meat > Temporary Lycanthropy
- Stat Day Info: Muscle Day
- Get & take stat boosters
- See #Ongoing Quests for Gourd potion
- Event Forecast for Special Days
- Look 'em up, document and do 'em as they occur
End of the Day
Equip:
- Dead guy's watch: gives a single extra adventure at Rollover
- chrome sword: +3 Adventure(s) per day
Save and quit Firefox
The Campground
Collecting for Clockwork chef-in-the-box
3 cog - Degrassi Knoll 3 flange - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp BUT you need to have ascended with a Moxie Zodiac sign to see it in NE Desert Beach; 4,000 Meat in the Mall 3 sprocket - Degrassi Knoll 3 spring - Degrassi Knoll 1 clockwork key - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp - 14,000 Meat in the Mall 1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Housing
| The Ground | Newbiesport™ Tent | Barskin Tent | Cottage | House |
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| 3 - 5 HP | 8 - 10 HP | 18 - 20 HP | 28 - 30 HP | 38 - 40 HP |
| 5 MP | 10 MP | 20 MP | 30 MP | 40 MP |
House Strange Leaflet Quest > Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) > House
Old Haunts
- Bar skin from The Spooky Forest, The Distant Woods + wooden stakes = Barskin tent: a base gain of 18-20 HP and 20 MP when resting at your campsite as well as a defensive bonus in PvP
- Collecting for Chef-in-the-box
1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower 1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary 1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 1 box - The "Fun" House 1 spring - Degrassi Knoll
- Collecting for Bartender-in-the-box
2 beer lens - The Typical Tavern Booze, for which you must have a minimum of 100 meat 1 box - The "Fun" House 1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower 1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary 1 spring - Degrassi Knoll
Cottage
- Bowl of cottage cheese - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Anticheese - The Shore: Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure
Ongoing Quests
The Gourd Tower, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - Turtle Tamers must collect (initially 5) Knob Goblin firecrackers from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Nearby Plains > Gourd potion: gain 30-35 subpoints in your main stat, best taken on a Stat Day
The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - each day, he pays bounties of double the autosell price on three of a set of items.
The Crackpot Mystic's Shed, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > continuum transfunctioner >> The Inexplicable Door, The Distant Woods > 20 red pixels + 10 black pixels = Pixel pants (Power: 50)
Uncle P's Antiques, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town >
- 'Villa' document - 500,000,000 Meat
- Mr. Exploiter - 1,000,000,000 Meat
Completed Quests Too
The Sleazy Back Alley, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > Spirit of the Slug Lord (one time) > the Slug Lord's map > With Stench Resistance: pants of the Slug Lord
Mall Store
eggs > 3,000
black striped oyster egg 5,800
blue paisley oyster egg
blue plastic oyster egg
Elf Farm Raffle ticket
frigid ninja stars
guitar pick
lavender plastic oyster egg 3,700
lavender striped oyster egg 3,800
mauve plastic oyster egg 3,500
mauve polka-dot oyster egg (1) Cthulu's Paradise 5,200 Meat
off-white paisley oyster egg (13) CocoBug Express 10,000 Meat
off-white polka-dot oyster egg (4) Milk and Thistle Cafe 7,000 Meat
off-white striped oyster egg (8) Moxie-Mart 7,700 Meat
puce plastic oyster egg (1) The Return of David's House of Chicken and Waffles 4,500 Meat
puce striped oyster egg (7) Whueb's Boutique 4,499 Meat
rusty L-shaped piece of metal (1) Shop of Loopyness 550 Meat
yellow paisley oyster egg (1) George Bush Don't Like Black People. 7,900 Meat
yellow polka-dot oyster egg (6) Bruces Bar and Grill 5,450 Meat
yellow striped oyster egg (1) Ollivanders 4,250 Meat
Accessories
 Badass belt |
+5 All Attributes |
 Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle |
+10% Item Drops from Monsters |
 Boris's ring |
+10 Muscle |
 Continuum transfunctioner |
Allows access to The Inexplicable Door area in The Distant Woods |
 Dead guy's watch |
When equipped, gives a single extra adventure at Rollover |
 Dirty hobo gloves |
+2 Stench Damage |
 Enchanted brass knuckles |
2x chance of Critical Hit (1) |
 Hippo skin buckler |
+5 Muscle PLUS +20 Damage Absorption
Jarlsberg's earring |
 Jarlsberg's earring |
+10 Mysticality |
 Shiny ring |
+3 All Attributes |
(1) NOTE: If you wear multiple items that increase Critical Hit chances, only the highest multiplier applies.
Visual KoL Wiki
Get item 2 of Quick and easy searching with Firefox to be just a javascript:addEngine function call: Talk:Jinya
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References: La Farmacia de Suenos Hombre Muerto Caminando Tasty Fun Good rice candy-Engrish.com Pencil golem-pointy pointy Lead necklace
Gifts To Go
Post-Ascension
Hagnk's Mostly-Burned-Down Ancestral Mini-Storage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - where a player's items are placed when they ascend.
The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.
The Untinker's Cottage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - once you find his screwdriver, he'll be able to use his trusty rusty screwdriver to untinker anything put together with meat paste.
Investigations
User:NewZorkBat and kmail messages; Knowledge management Could 'material flow management' be better translated to 'logistics management'?
Banjob (#105105) Level 38 Turtle Tamer ** 1,111 meat for 300 turns of Ghostly Shell. 1,850 meat for 300 turns of Astral Shell. 2,780 meat for 300 turns of Empathy. Banjob
Scratching Post
Meat is occasionally referred to in terms of "Pounds Sirloin" as a currency name in parody of the Pound Sterling currency of the UK. This usage utilizes the Section sign "§" (Alt+789 in Windows, Option+6 in OS X) to prefix sums of meat, such that §1,000 (one thousand pounds sirloin) equates 1,000 meat.
I'm saving for my skill-training fund so what I'd like is an average meat/adventure (mpa) table, eg: ... Fernswarthy's Tower: 32 mpa, Beanbat Chamber: 35 mpa, The Misspelled Cemetary: 39 mpa, etc... Does anyone know of a site where that data's available?
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The Map of the Locations of the Kingdom of Loathing
KEY: NNN LocationTitle NNN Moxie Loc.page.link Damage to expect
Moxie values can be found at Safe Adventuring
