User:Cnorgard
Beginning
Cnorgard (#1117312) joined Kol on October 24th, 2006, having discovered it perfectly met his two criteria for joining an MMORPG: First, it was free. Second, there was an in-game limit to the amount of time that could be spent playing it per day. Cnorgard is something of a completionist, and though he has gotten much better from his old SNES days when he would try to get every party member to level 99, he is still losing to the siren call of the Display Case.
Cnorgard played World of Warcraft for several months, before a certain decline in the economy affected him and his family and forced him to cancel his subscription, and found the game to be exactly like KoL but with prettier graphics. Grinding is only constant in the universe, it seems.
In KoL
Cnorgard is currently an egomaniac whose clan and store both bear his name. He left his previous clan, the generous and quite wonderful KOL Addicts, to see what it was like to have a clan all to himself... mere months before Hobopolis came out. He was forced to farm for meat until he could afford a basement, then spent the next 16,000 turns being regularly beaten up by hobos. Sigh.
Contributions to the Wiki
- I have thrown a foam dart at Jick and lived to tell the tale (edit the Wiki).
- Gave the KoL Diety the new hat from Hobopolis in Maximizing Your Meat Drops.
- However, This edit was made superfluous by the addition of Hodgman's stuff.
- And then removed.