User:Cnorgard

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Beginning
Cnorgard (#1117312) joined Kol on October 24th, 2006, having discovered it perfectly met his two criteria for joining an MMORPG: First, it was free. Second, there was an in-game limit to the amount of time that could be spent playing it per day. Cnorgard is something of a completionist, and though he has gotten much better from his old SNES days when he would try to get every party member to level 99, he is still losing to the siren call of the Display Case.

Cnorgard played World of Warcraft for several months, before a certain decline in the economy affected him and his family and forced him to cancel his subscription, and found the game to be exactly like KoL but with prettier graphics. Grinding is only constant in the universe, it seems.

In KoL
Cnorgard is currently an egomaniac whose clan and store both bear his name. He left his previous clan, the generous and quite wonderful KOL Addicts, to see what it was like to have a clan all to himself... mere months before Hobopolis came out. He was forced to farm for meat until he could afford a basement, then spent the next 16,000 turns being regularly beaten up by hobos. Sigh.

Contributions to the Wiki

  • I have thrown a foam dart at Jick and lived to tell the tale (edit the Wiki).
  • Gave the KoL Diety the new hat from Hobopolis in Maximizing Your Meat Drops.
    • However, This edit was made superfluous by the addition of Hodgman's stuff.
    • And then removed.
Safe Adventuring: Sorted by Quest
Location / Boss Moxie Required
The King of Cobb's Knob Quest
Kitchens 32
Harem 40
Cobb's Knob Barracks 40
The Knob Goblin King 65
Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest
The Dark Elbow of the Woods 58
The Dark Heart of the Woods 60
The Dark Neck of the Woods 62
Undefile the Cyrpt Quest
The Defiled Cranny / Huge ghuol 65 / 89
The Defiled Nook / Giant skeelton 67 / 87
The Defiled Alcove / Conjoined zmombie 68 / 89
The Defiled Niche / Gargantulihc 69 / 87
The Bonerdagon 101
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
Itznotyerzitz Mine 67
The Goatlet 78
Orc Chasm Quest
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove 79
The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm 97
Giant Trash Quest
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship 130
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky 155
Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
The Black Forest 143
An Oasis 147
Belowdecks 150
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert 152
The Palindome 165
Dr. Awkward 176-183
The Hidden City 168
Wine Racks 178
Lord Spookyraven 180
The Upper Chamber 180
The Middle Chamber 185
Ed the Undying 187
Mysterious Island Quest
The Organic Orchard 175-183
McMillicancuddy's Farm 176-190
The Themthar Hills 179
Sonofa Beach 181
The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) OR Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) 185
The Battlefield 220
The Man OR The Big Wisniewski ~240
The Junkyard
Naughty Sorceress Quest
The Naughty Sorceress 215
The Hedge Maze 245