User:Club

Permanently, Club has:

proven {him}self literate.
completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
completed 10 Hardcore ascensions.
picked 1 pretty flower in PvP combat.
permanently unlocked the Bad Moon sign.
spent 466 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
been inoculated against the Grey Plague.
contributed 10,000 Meat to the Council's Build a Huge Cannon fund.
contributed 123,456 Meat to the Council's War fund.
contributed 1,234 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
have spent 326 Adventures gazing at the stars.
rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
helped defeat The Crimbomination
ousted Don Crimbo and put the Crimbomination at the helm of the holidays.
ousted the Crimbomination and reinstated Uncle Crimbo, and surely that's the end of all that nonsense.
Aboard {his} trusty steed Blooprecht, {he} defeated 108,308 skeletons during Corman's invasion of Valhalla.
delved 537 floor(s) into the basement over {his} entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
donated 12 bricks to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.

Club has found 20 hobo glyphs.

Club has heard about the following demon names:

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