User:Chawmp

Chawmp #1414457

Bio

Chawmp began his life in the Kingdom of Loathing on July 21, 2007. He knows of an older cousin who was once in KoL, but sadly does not remember his name. He does, however, know of a younger cousin, Aguero de Dios, who now also resides in KoL.

Starting out as a Turtle Tamer, Chawmp found this new world very intriguing. Upon ascension, however, he decided to bat for the other team and had a sex change along with adopting the Pastamancer way of life, ruling out booze forever. Upon his second triumph over the Naughty Sorceress, Chawmp felt like being a macho, macho man again. His sly tactics had gone unused for so long, he decided to become a Disco Bandit, also taking on the path of a Boozetefarian, pledging himself to become the most moxious drunk in history. Having enough of this sly way of life, Chawmp again switched gender roles and became a mighty Seal Clubber, buffing herself up by way of carbohydrates. This love of all things food turned Chawmp to a life of Saucering, hoping to find the perfect balance between food and booze.