Urchin urchin

From TheKolWiki
Jump to: navigation, search

For the similarly named familiar, see Urchin Urchin.

Urchin urchin
Monster ID 733
Locations A Rumble Near the Fountain, Ice Skate Territory, Roller Skate Territory
Hit Points 600
Attack 400
Defense 315
No-Hit 410
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, foot, spine
mermaid's purse, bazookafish bubble gum, underwater slingshot
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
urchin urchin You're fighting an urchin urchin

Urchins are little sea creatures that basically look like a ball covered in spines. Y'know, like the back half of a hedgehog, only all over.

This particular urchin is also an adorable little ruffian, an orphan, a scamp with a runny nose and a heart of gold. Ergo, urchin urchin. See what we did there? Anyway, it appears to be earning spare sand dollars by working as a low-level enforcer for the roller skates.

Hit Message(s):

It stabs you with a spine. In the spine. Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

It sniffles adorably, then stomps on your foot somewhat less adorably. Eek! Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!

It says, "hey, mister! How about some spare change?" When you refuse, it stabs you with a spine. Ugh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It jumps on the back of a roller skate and uses it to build momentum, then jumps off and collides with you, spearing you with several sharp spines. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek! Argh! Ow! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It sniffles adorably and wipes its nose on its sleeve. Er, on one of its spines.

It tries to stab you with a spine, but you have sufficient backbone to dodge.

It asks you for spare change, but you can't spare any.

Fumble Message:

It rolls toward you, eager to put a bunch of spines through one of your more sensitive parts. Fortunately, you quickly distract it with the ol' "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?" joke. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Fishgum.gifYou acquire an item: bazookafish bubble gum (30% chance)*
Slingshot.gifYou acquire an item: underwater slingshot (25% chance)*
Coinpurse.gifYou acquire an item: mermaid's purse (5% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain, Ice Skate Territory, and Roller Skate Territory.