Upscale Noon

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Upscale Noon
Upscale Noon

The clock strikes noon, and everyone in this part of town instantly disappears into a bunch of fancy restaurants, leaving you free to explore.

You walk into a shop called "BOTIQ" that purports to sell "NECESSITIES AND INDULGENCES FOR YOUR ECLECTIC URBAN LIFESTYLE." There are shelves full of knick-knacks on every gingerbread wall, and a gingerbread photo counter in the back.

You examine the stock and pick out a few things that don't look too insufferably hip.

You have X sprinkles.


buy a dog treat (200 sprinkles) Gingerbone.gif
You buy the dog treat.
Gingerbone.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread dog treat

buy a candle (150 sprinkles) Gingercandle.gif
You buy the candle.
Gingercandle.gifYou acquire an item: pumpkin spice candle

buy a latte (50 sprinkles) Latte.gif
You buy the latte. It costs a lotte! Ha ha.
Latte.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread spice latte

buy some pants (500 sprinkles) Gingerpants.gif
You buy the pants.
Gingerpants.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread trousers

buy a coat (500 sprinkles) Gingercoat.gif
You buy the waistcoat, thinking it'd be a waist not to.
Gingercoat.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread waistcoat

buy a hat (500 sprinkles) Gingerhat.gif
You buy the tophat, because it was easier to reach than the bottom one, ho ho ho.
Gingerhat.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread tophat

"Stick 'em up!" (rob the place)
You commit an armed robbery against the shop's proprietor. It's easy to do without feeling guilty, because I didn't even describe him to you!
Sprinkles.gifYou acquire ?-400-599-? sprinkles

If you have fruit-leather negatives:

Drop off the negatives at the photo counter
You drop off the negatives at the store's photo counter before noticing it's a 24-hour one, not a 1-hour one. Oh well. Guess you'll have to come back tomorrow.

If you dropped off the fruit-leather negatives previously:

Pick up your photos
Photofolder.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread blackmail photos

Don't buy anything

You take your leave of the ridiculous store.


Occurs at Gingerbread Upscale Retail District.