|Locations||The Enormous Greater-Than Sign|
|Monster Parts||counter, tail|
You descend the slant of the greater-than sign and encounter an upper-case Q. It slowly swivels toward you as it hears you approach.
It falls over on you, crushing your <skull>. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Oof!
It alters the fundamental nature of reality and moves you to a parallel dimension where you get punched in the face. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ow!
It leaps onto you and begins spinning around you like a hula hoop, except that hula hoops don't have little sharp knobs in them that repeatedly gouge your flesh. Most hula hoops, at least. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
It moves toward you to attack, but you make it get in line.
It leaps toward you, but you dive through the hole in the center of it and avoid harm.
It leans toward you, but falls over and ends up rattling around like a really irregularly-shaped manhole cover. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: right parenthesis|
|You acquire an item: left parenthesis|
|You gain 15.25 <substat>.|
Occurs in The Enormous Greater-Than Sign
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a dollar sign.
- This monster appears statistically equivalent to the Quantum Mechanic
- "You make it get in line" refers to a queue, meaning the line you get in while waiting for your turn (at the bank, at the fair, etc.). This term also works in programming, where you can stack variables to deal with them one at a time in the order they were put into the queue.