Unstill

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Unstill
Monster ID 1619
Locations Moonshiners' Woods
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+1, min 5
Defense Player's Muscle+1, min 5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts tube, jar, bracket
Drops
super-absorbent tarp, unquiet spirits
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
unstill You're fighting an unstill

This used to be a regular moonshine still, until it was used to make a spectacularly bad batch of hooch. Really bad. Like, beyond unpleasant, or even blinding, and all the way to evil. Now it's a murderous collection of tubes, hoses, beakers and burners, all clattering your way.

Hit Message(s):

A rubber tube flies out of it and twists around your neck, squeezing until you see spots. Argh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Argh!

It sprays boiling-hot moonshine at your eyes. You're pretty sure that's not how moonshine normally makes you go blind. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Argh! Eek! Ouch!

A gout of flame blasts forth from one of its weird twisty glass tubes and burns off your elbow.Argh! Ugh! Argh!

It pinches your <bung> with a hose clamp. Oof! Eek! Ugh!

It singes you with a gout of flame from its Bunsen Burner. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! (hot damage)

A Mason jar comes flying out of it and shatters on your foot.Argh! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It heats up a series of Mason jars and flings it at you, branding the entire Olympics logo onto your <arse>. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

A Mason jar comes flying out of it, but you freely dodge.

It sprays boiling-hot moonshine at you, but you dodge

A rubber tube flies out of it, but you're no rube, so you dodge.

It tries to pinch you with a hose clamp, but you dodge.

It tries to singe you with flame from its burner, but you counter with a sick burn of your own.

A gout of flame blasts forth from one of its weird twisty glass tubes, but you stop drop and roll.

Fumble Message:

It runs out of propane to fuel its burners and clatters off to find some more. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crappytarp.gifYou acquire an item: super-absorbent tarp (2% chance)*
Moonshine.gifYou acquire an item: unquiet spirits (20% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Moonshiners' Woods.