|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1, min 5|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1, min 5|
|Monster Parts||tube, jar, bracket|
This used to be a regular moonshine still, until it was used to make a spectacularly bad batch of hooch. Really bad. Like, beyond unpleasant, or even blinding, and all the way to evil. Now it's a murderous collection of tubes, hoses, beakers and burners, all clattering your way.
A rubber tube flies out of it and twists around your neck, squeezing until you see spots. Argh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Argh!
It sprays boiling-hot moonshine at your eyes. You're pretty sure that's not how moonshine normally makes you go blind. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Argh! Eek! Ouch!
A gout of flame blasts forth from one of its weird twisty glass tubes and burns off your elbow.Argh! Ugh! Argh!
It pinches your <bung> with a hose clamp. Oof! Eek! Ugh!
It singes you with a gout of flame from its Bunsen Burner. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! (hot damage)
A Mason jar comes flying out of it and shatters on your foot.Argh! Ugh! Argh!
It heats up a series of Mason jars and flings it at you, branding the entire Olympics logo onto your <arse>. Ouch! Argh! Ugh!
A Mason jar comes flying out of it, but you freely dodge.
It sprays boiling-hot moonshine at you, but you dodge
A rubber tube flies out of it, but you're no rube, so you dodge.
It tries to pinch you with a hose clamp, but you dodge.
It tries to singe you with flame from its burner, but you counter with a sick burn of your own.
A gout of flame blasts forth from one of its weird twisty glass tubes, but you stop drop and roll.
It runs out of propane to fuel its burners and clatters off to find some more. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: super-absorbent tarp (2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: unquiet spirits (20% chance)*|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at Moonshiners' Woods.