Unleash Nanites

Unleash Nanites Type: Combat MP Cost: N/A

View metadata Skill number: 7137 View in-game: view refreshedit data

Source:	One of the Nanorhino buffs active (Nanobrawny, Nanobrainy, or Nanoballsy)
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Unleashes nanobots to do... things.
When Used:

(see descriptions below)

Notes

• You don't need to have the Nanorhino as your active familiar.
• Using this skill removes the buff gained from the Nanorhino.
• The effect of this skill depends on which Nanorhino buff you have going. (If you have more than one, it uses the one with more turns remaining.)
• For each of the Nanorhino's buffs, there are two different outcomes: one major (with 40 or more turns of the buff left) and one minor (with 39 or fewer turns left).
• Using this skill on a Boss monster triggers the minor outcome even if you have more than 40 turns remaining.

Nanobrawny major effect

You roar with sudden power and fury as the nanobots in your muscles start doing whatever it is they're doing in there really hard. Your hair turns blond and stands straight up in spikes, and the ground around you begins to bulge and crack. "Humuhumu..." you shout, " ...nuku ...nuku ...apuaaaaaaaaa!!! and launch a blast of white hot atomic energy at your foe, exploding him and all of his relatives within a radius of about ten miles.

You lose an effect: Nanobrawny

• Banishes the monster until rollover; you can only have one monster banished this way.

Nanobrawny minor effect

You flex your bulging muscles with a burly grunt, and nanobots swarm out of your pores toward your opponent. Before it% can react, the nanobots pillage X hit points worth of its% atoms, and use them to heal your wounds. Rawwr!

You gain Y hit points.

You lose an effect: Nanobrawny

• Deals damage equal to 10 times the number of turns of Nanobrawny remaining. Restores HP by approximately half the damage dealt.

Nanobrainy major effect

Veins bulge at your temples as you mentally command the nanobots in your brain to destroy your opponent. They dutifully stream out of your ears and swarm toward your foe, treating you to an exceptionally disturbing display as his cells are disassembled into their component atoms -- starting with the skin, then muscles, skeleton, organs... soon there's nothing left of your opponent but a blob of gray goo on the floor. Gray goo that unexpectedly begins to ooze toward you and attack. I guess being painfully disintegrated causes one heck of a grudge.

You lose an effect: Nanobrainy

• The monster is replaced with a little blob of gray goo, a largish blob of gray goo, or an enormous blob of gray goo.

Nanobrainy minor effect

Nanobots stream out of your ears and swarm toward your opponent, stealing X hit points worth of their atoms and using it to build, I dunno, amino acids or whatever it is in fish that makes it good for your brain. That's amino acids, right? Something like that, anyway.

You gain Y Mana Points.

You lose an effect: Nanobrainy

• Deals damage equal to 10 times the number of turns of Nanobrainy remaining. Restores MP by approximately half the damage dealt.

Nanoballsy major effect

With a smirk, you give your opponent the double finger guns and say "Bang." Nanobots stream out of your fingers and explode your foe with a flash of bright yellow light and a shower of gore, which evaporates into stray atomic dust before hitting the ground. As your opponent's inventory clatters to the floor, you take a pair of sunglasses from your pocket.

"It's a real shame," you say, putting them on. "We never had a chance to... bond."

-OR-

"Thanks, pal," you say, putting them on. "It's been a real... blast."

-OR-

"Now that's what I call..." you say, putting them on, "...cloud computing."

-OR-

"Well, that's one opponent," you say, putting them on, "who is truly... sublime."

-OR-

"I guess %pro% was just..." you say, putting them on, "...fission for compliments."

-OR-

"Sorry, buddy," you say, putting them on. "Looks like you just don't... matter."

-OR-

"Sorry pal," you say, putting them on. "Looks like you nano-botched it."

-OR-

"That's real shame," you say, putting them on. "I guess %pro% just fell apart under the pressure."

-OR-

"That's what I call..." you say, putting them on, "...something something carbon... hydrogen."

You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (duration: 150 Adventures)

You lose an effect: Nanoballsy

• Disintegrates enemy, and causes all its (non-conditional) items to drop. Does not work on bosses. This is identical to the effects of the He-Boulder major yellow ray.

Nanoballsy minor effect

You shoot nanobots out of your veins and at your opponent. Since the nanobots are too small to see, it just looks like you're waving your waving your arms at it%, at least until they steal large chunks of its% atoms and use them to repair your injuries and freshen your breath.

Monster attack power reduced by W

Monster defense reduced by X

You gain Y hit points.

You gain Z Mana Points.

You lose an effect: Nanoballsy

• Unleashing more than 40 turns of Nanoballsy when you already have Everything Looks Yellow results in the minor effect being used.

See Also

• Banishing
• Monster Changing
• Yellow ray strategy

References

• The major attack with Nanobrawny active is a reference to Super Saiyans in Dragon Ball Z.
  • The humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa is a fish; here, it's shouted like Kamehameha, which is also a Hawaiian word.
• The text of the Nanoballsy major effect refers to the series CSI:Miami, where before the opening the main character Horatio Caine would assess the crime scene and put his sunglasses on while making a pun.