Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2011)
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Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home was located in Crimbo Town (2011) at The Big Mountains:
On December 17th
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Hey, kid, nice to see ya again. How's it going? Are you having fun playing around in the diorama I put in your advent calendar? Good, good. Listen, here's the thing. That diorama's actually a magic portal to the place where I get all of the candy we use in Crimbo Town; you know, the stuff the elves eat, the stuff we put in stockings, everything comes from this place. It's a land where everything is made out of candy. So obviously, It's called Sugarville. So I had maybe a little misunderstanding about some friendly wagers with Big Candy, the guy who runs things over there. Would you believe, he completely cut off my supply! I figured, you being so good at what you do, you could beat some sense into those guys, and maybe steal some candy for me to hold the elves over. Whaddayasay? Oh, it goes without saying, but we're pretty hard-up for candy right now, kid. And you don't wanna see an elf without candy. Trust me. It's like me without my breakfast whiskey. So any candy you bring me, I'll trade you for Candy Credits. That's what we use for meat around here. The better the candy, the more Candy Credits you'll get. You can use those to buy presents to send to your buddies! Here's what I can give you for the candy you've got now: You have X (type of candy) for credits.
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Subsequent visits:
- You're doing a great job in Sugarville, kid. I think we've got Big Candy on the ropes, and he'll re-open our supply line any day now. Keep up the good work.
- Looks like you've got a decent candy haul there, too. That oughta keep an elf or two out of the nuthouse. Want to trade it in?
Subsequent visits with Advent Calendar unopened (or no combat adventures spent there since Crimbo town opens - mining doesn't count):
- Listen, kid, maybe I didn't paint a clear enough picture for you. Big Candy's cut us off and we're getting nothing out of Sugarville. The elves are eating brussels sprouts, kid, and they're not happy about it! Nothing's getting done because they keep getting the damn withdrawal shakes! Could you do an old man a solid, kid, and actually use the magical portal I gave you in your advent calendar? I mean, magical portals don't come cheap, kid! Get in there and kick some tail!
- At least you've got some candy you can trade in. Here's what I can give you for what you've got on ya:
Subsequent visits after defeating Big Candy:
- Hey, kid! Did you negotiate a new trade agreement with Big Candy like I wanted ya to? Didja agree to his extraterritoriality demands in exchange for a conditional lifting of the embargo, or what have ya?
- Oh, you just kicked the crap out of him? Well, that works, too. Good job, kid. We oughta see candy flowing again in no time. So you might wanna trade in for Candy Credits if you've still got any candy left, before we don't need it anymore.
Candy Credits
- Successful trade of candy:
You hand over your X Candy . Uncle Crimbo tosses it all into a bucket, then rings a bell for an Elf to take it away.
"That gives you X Candy Credits. You can trade in your Candy Credits at the Toy Factory, kid," he says as the shaky elf runs off to distribute your precious candy.
- If you don't have any candy in inventory:
It looks like you don't have any candy on ya, kid. Maybe you should collect some for the elves, before they start shanking each other over a dusty stick of gum!
Candy Conversion Table
References
- With a Lollipop Forest and a Fudge Mountain, Sugarville bears a striking similarity to Candyland.
