Turtlemail hauberk

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turtlemail hauberk
turtlemail hauberk

What is a hauberk? Well, to understand what a hauberk is, we must first understand what the word "hauberk" is. It's made up of two words: "hau," which is a Hawaiian plant used in the manufacture of canoes, and "berk," which is Cockney rhyming slang for "a distinguished gentleman of unimpeachable character and indisputable moral fiber." Oh, and a hauberk is a shirt.

Type: shirt
Power: 80
Muscle Required: 25
Selling Price: 28 Meat.

Damage Absorption +30
Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure

(In-game plural: turtlemail hauberks)
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  • The rhyming slang alluded to is Berkeley Hunt, the rhyming part being an exercise left to the reader.
  • "To understand what a hauberk is..." is a paraphrase of this classic Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey: "Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words – 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

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TOP 10 turtlemail hauberk collections
1. dune rune - 777 | 2. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 425 | 3. TonyBraxton - 224 | 4. Turtie Turtle - 145 | 5. Artie Effham - 100
6. MeLcator - 65 | 7. TheFatMan - 50 | 8. Agressive Coffee Addict - 26 | 9. Noskilz - 17 | 10. JudySeagram - 15
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings