Turtle trapper

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Turtle trapper
Monster ID 685
Locations Anywhere, after killing the Mob Penguin hitman as a Turtle Tamer.
Hit Points 120
Attack 95
Defense 85
No-Hit 105
Initiative 50
Meat 98-107
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
turtle trapper You're fighting a turtle trapper

You hear a *snap* and feel a slight tug at your ankle. Looking down, you appear to have stepped in a very small hunting snare.

"Ah-ha! I've caught you now, do-gooder!"

You look back up to find a hunter dressed in patchwork armor made of hides and turtle shells, gloating at you with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face. Wordlessly, you look back down, and jerk your leg to the side a bit, snapping the thin cord. The hunter's smirk falters.

"Oh. Right. I should've scaled up a bit, huh?"

"A bit, yeah. So you're one of Stella's goons, I expect?"

"That's right." He grins again, pulling out a large club. "Hope you're ready to sleep with your little turtle friends, nancy-pants."

Hit Message(s):

He throws a mousetrap at you, which snaps shut on your <neck>. Eek! Ooh!

He throws a turtle hide over your head. It smells pretty nasty. Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)

He throws a turtle snare at you. You get your feet tangled up in it and fall over. Eek! Ow!

He knees you in a sensitive area with his turtleshell kneepads. If only you had thought to train a turtle to act as a codpiece. Argh! Ugh!

The hunter beats a tattoo on your <throat>. It's not 1:40 yet, but it still makes a rat-a-tat-tat noise. Ugh! Argh!

He throws a ferocious wild turtle at you. It's like the tame turtles you're used to, except for the whole "clinging tenaciously to your nose" thing. Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

The hunter throws a net over you and thumps you with his club a couple times while you extricate yourself. Jerk. ...Wow, reading back over that, it sounds really dirty, doesn't it? (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He throws a turtle shell at you, but you stomp on it and send it careening back at him.

The hunter throws a very small lasso at you. It proves to be ineffective.

He thumps you with his club, but fortunately your skull is a bit harder than the standard turtle shells he's used to.

The hunter takes a swing at you, but you dodge. Slowly and steadily, but nonetheless effectively.

He tries to knock you down and hog-tie (well, turtle-tie) you, but you move faster than his usual prey.

Fumble Message:

You pause for a second. "...Nancy-pants?" The hunter shrugs. "I mostly hunt turtles. I don't get to practice my witty repartee much." (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Notes

  • Occurs at any adventure.php location, and will only occur as a Turtle Tamer after defeating the Mob Penguin hitman and reaching at least 75 Muscle during the Me and My Nemesis quest.
  • This monster may be encountered while falling-down drunk.
  • After this enemy is encountered and defeated, the following text appears under Guild Quests:
Me and My Nemesis
Bam! So much for your Nemesis' assassins! If that's the best they've got, you have nothing at all to worry about.
You sure hope that's the best they've got.
  • Or, if you encountered this enemy and fled or got beaten up:
Me and My Nemesis
Your suspicious have been confirmed: your Nemesis has put the order out for you to be hunted down and killed, and now they're sending their own guys instead of contracting out. Good luck!

References

  • The "nancy-pants" fumble message refers to the classic Koopa stomp move of Super Mario Bros..
  • The "beats a tattoo" combat message refers to the tongue-twister "What a to do to die today."