Triangular CRIMBCOOKIE

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triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE

This is a Crimbo cookie from CRIMBCO, your inoffensively festive corporate conglomerate. Actually, CRIMBCO suggests you refer to Crimbo as "the holiday," or "the CRIMBCO-sponsored holiday." That way, even those who don't believe in Crimbo magic can be included in forking over shovelfuls of meat to CRIMBCO.

CRIMBCO went through several designs for this cookie, rejecting bugbear-shaped as offensive to vegetarians, man-shaped as sexist, and elf-shaped as disturbingly cannibalistic. They finally settled on simple, inoffensive, blandly serviceable geometric shapes.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 2
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Effect: Triangle, Man (10 Adventures)Muscle +10%

(In-game plural: triangular CRIMBCOOKIEs)
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Item number: 4839
Description ID: 827214129
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Obtained From

Stores
Chez Snootée (sometimes) (300 Meat)
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2010
Advent Calendar

When Consumed

Crimbcookie3.gif
You eat the triangular CRIMBCOOKIE. Unlike triangular men, it hates nary a person nor particle, and fills you with a non-specific, blandish holiday cheer.
AdventuresYou gain 8-10 Adventures.
Crimbcookie3.gifYou acquire an effect: Triangle, Man
(duration: 10 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)
Crimbcookie3.gif
You eat the triangular CRIMBCOOKIE. Unlike triangular men, it hates nary a person nor particle, and fills you with a non-specific, blandish holiday cheer.
AdventuresYou gain 8-10 Adventures.
These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk!
Crimbcookie3.gifYou acquire an effect: Triangle, Man
(duration: 20 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

References

  • "Triangle Man" is a character referenced in the song Particle Man by the band They Might Be Giants.

Collection

TOP 10 triangular CRIMBCOOKIE collections
1. Tiny Plastic Grimmy - 1793 | 2. YankaTexee - 1452 | 3. hotdeth - 1326 | 4. Nachtmahr - 485 | 5. Mistress of the Obvious - 345
6. Mystic_Potato - 221 | 7. suicidalsue - 220 | 8. Nikademus - 121 | 9. Skent - 117 | 10. caducus - 100
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings