Toy train

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toy train
toy train

All abooooaaaaaard! This is a cute little wooden train on a string. It looks like one of the good old toys (never meanin' no harm) -- you know, the ones that were made of heavy, hard, and sharp pieces. Kids these days have it easy. We used to say it wasn't fun and games until someone lost an eye!

It smells vaguely of gravy. Weird.

Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 15
Cannot be discarded

+10% Meat from Monsters


NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: toy trains)
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Item number: 1399
Description ID: 956604439
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Recipe

Uncle-30px.gif 2 lengths of string 3 wooden blocks 6 toy wheels
Equals.gif toy train

Notes

References

  • This item's description parodies the opening lyrics of "The Good Ol' Boys" by Waylon Jennings, which was the theme song from the television series The Dukes of Hazzard: "Just the good ol' boys / Never meanin' no harm ..."
  • "It smells vaguely of gravy" refers to the idiomatic expression "gravy train," meaning a money-making endeavor requiring little to no effort; highly appropriate given the item's effect.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 toy train collections
1. the pain train - 5000 | 2. Afrogumby - 459 | 3. mule1 - 250 | 4. Grindar - 198 | 5. Duck Bizmark - 191
6. Pastahead - 155 | 7. justhappytobehere - 152 | 8. Poncho the Sane - 131 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 119 | 10. BrioTrain99 - 117
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings