Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon

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Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
Monster ID 436
Locations The Spooky Fright Factory
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block
Quest spooky frank
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon You're fighting a toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon

No one knows precisely where the Gray Lagoon can be found, least of all the people who make maps for the Kingdom. Safe to say that it's not a popular tourist spot, especially when things like this lurk in the water, waiting to devour unsuspecting swimmers. It's a lot nastier than the creatures from the Blue Lagoon, who just spend all their time lounging around half-naked and making out.

Hit Message(s):

It puts a couple of sharp toys on the ground, and you inadvertently step on them. Happy Crimbo! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!

It throws a bunch of marbles at you. You slip on them and fall, comically. Happy Crimbo! Oof! Ooh! Ow!

It swipes you with its claws. At least blood is a festive Crimbo color... Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

It jumps up and does a wonderful swan dive into your head. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It throws a barrage of pointy, unsafe toys at you, then follows up with a few swipes of its fiercely-clawed, webbed hands. You feel like you've taken a guided tour through a paper shredder. Happy Crimbo!Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to swandive into your head, but you leap to the side.

It tries to throw marbles at you, but it's lost its marbles.

It tries to swipe you with its claws, but it moves too slow on land.

It fires a rubber-tipped styrofoam dart at you. You shrug it off.

Fumble Message:

It charges toward you, but slows down when it sees its skin is starting to crack. It dives into a nearby puddle and swims around for a bit before continuing the fight. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Evileye.gifYou acquire an item: evil googly eye (9.5% chance)*
Felt.gifYou acquire an item: spooky felt (9.7% chance)*
String.gifYou acquire an item: spooky length of string (9.2% chance)*
Dough.gifYou acquire an item: spooky stuffing (8.7% chance)*
Woodwheel.gifYou acquire an item: spooky toy wheel (8.5% chance)*
Tofu.gifYou acquire an item: spooky wooden block (8.4% chance)*
Spookyfrank.gifYou acquire an item: spooky frank (??.?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurred at The Spooky Fright Factory.

References

  • This monster is a nod to the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
  • The references to creatures who lounge around half-naked all day and make out is a reference to The Blue Lagoon.
  • The miss message about the rubber-tipped styrofoam dart is a reference to Nerf guns and ammunition, which are a common holiday gift to children.