Totally trashed orquette
Totally trashed orquette | |
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Monster ID | 959 |
Locations | Kegger in the Woods |
Hit Points | 90 |
Attack | 48 |
Defense | 54 |
No-Hit | 58 |
Initiative | 20 |
Meat | 16-24 |
Phylum | orc |
Elements | sleaze |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Quest | orquette's phone number |
Manuel Entry | |
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This orquette has had a few too many, and even one would have probably been enough. She's staggering around, alternately starting fights and hugging people, pausing only to vomit profusely. You try and stay out of her way, but she ends up tripping and grabbing you to keep from falling. Of course, now she's mad at you for getting in her way.
Hit Message(s):
She vomits a day-glow rainbow onto your leg. Acidic! Oof! Ow!
She stumbles toward you and steps on your toes. You're not sure if she meant to do it, but it hurts either way. Oof! Eek!
She gives you a big hug. One of the orcish juvenile delinquents shouts "hey, get your hands off my girlfriend!" and punches you. Argh! Ooh!
She hugs you and breathes puke-breath into your face. Oof! Ow! (stench damage)
She tries to do a kegstand and falls over, kicking you in the head a couple of times as she lands. Eek! Oof!
She goes off to wait in the keg line again.
She sits down and sings a little drunken ditty.
She starts to blow chunks, so you step back until she's done.
She starts to hug you, but passes out for a minute.
She complains she's sobering up, and goes off to do a couple of kegstands. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: plastic cup of beer |
Using a plastic cup of beer:
![]() | You acquire an item: orquette's phone number |
You wander off to a different part of the party.
![]() | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
You gain 12 <substat>. |
Occurs at Kegger in the Woods.
References
- The orquette's name is a reference to the Arquette sisters, specifically Alexis Arquette. Alexis is transgender, thus the "surprisingly deep voice."