Totally Gay Claymore

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Totally Gay Claymore
Totally Gay Claymore

This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.

Check it out!

Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 19
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: Totally Gay Claymores)
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Item number: 1132
Description ID: 257096949
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Obtained From

Custom Item
Given to PhilANThropiSt, and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts


  • The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the Primitive Radio Duds outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
  • This item did not exist in-game for a while, as PhilANThropiSt's account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.


  • When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for obvious reasons.


TOP 10 Totally Gay Claymore collections
1. The Real PANTS - 1 |
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings