Topiary chihuahua herd

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Topiary chihuahua herd
Monster ID 1712
Locations The Hedge Maze
Hit Points 250
Attack 250
Defense 250
Initiative 150
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
topiary chihuahua herd You're fighting a topiary chihuahua herd

Frank shouts "I remember being specifically told not to go this way unless I brought some combination herbicide and chihuahua repellent with me."

"They make chihuahua repellent?" you ask, astonished. "That changes... everything!"

"No, they don't," says Frank. "Which is why you shouldn't have gone this way."

You turn around to head back the way Frank wanted to go, but it's too late. They've found you. The yipping, leafy, vibrating little bastards.

Hit Message(s):

One of them bites you on the <nipple> while the other four fill the air with annoying yapping.

Two of them bite you on the <groin> and the <neck> while the others look on and bark.

Critical Hit Message:

Four of them latch onto each of your arms and legs while the fifth one gnaws on your face. It's like being drawn and quartered, but even more annoying. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

They all just decide to sit there quivering instead of attacking you. Dang, these things are creepy.

The herd decides to just double down on the irritating yapping for a while instead of attacking you.

The five of them get hung up fighting over which one of them gets to bite your <head>.

Fumble Message:

The five of them get hung up fighting over which one of them gets to bite your knee. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You continue deeper into the maze...

Occurs at The Hedge Maze after going right at Twisty Little Passages, All Hedge.