|Locations||The Middle Chamber, The Upper Chamber|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg|
|Manuel||secret mummy herbs and spices|
This is one of the servants of the monarch who was buried in this pyramid. Before the Days of Yore, when a monarch died, his servants would be buried alive with him, because it was widely believed that in the afterlife, people enjoy listening to a lot of screaming and scratching.
This guy was pretty angry when they buried him, and his mood hasn't improved much in the thousands of intervening years. He advances on you.
He sidles up to you sideways, and kicks you in the <bung>. Argh! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ow!
He scwipes you with a scimitar. It sctings a little. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Eek!
He viciously headbutts you with the sharp edge of his hat. Or possibly haircut. Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
He gives you a three-stooges eyepoke. It hurts a little more because his fingers are just pointy bones. Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ouch!
He walks up to you like an Egyptian, and then beats the hell out of you like a Mesopotamian. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He sidles up to you sideways, but you silently sidestep him.
He tries to scwipe you with a scimitar, but misces. Er, misses.
He starts to attack you, but you distract him by making fun of his haircut. Or possibly hat.
He gives you a good three-stooges eyepoke, but you vertical-hand block it. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
He walks up to you like an Egyptian, but you knock him down like a domino. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: ancient protein powder (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: canopic jar (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mummy wrapping (20% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: unidentified jerky (12% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ancient ice cream scoop (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: secret mummy herbs and spices (10% chance)*|
|You gain 40 <substat>.|
- The fumble message in this fight refers to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles, in which one verse includes, "If they move too quick / They're falling down like a domino." The song name is also referenced in the message, "He walks up to you like an Egyptian."
- The "three-stooges eyepoke" and "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk" in the fumble messages are references to the Three Stooges, specifically the short film "We Want Our Mummy" in which the Stooges are hired to find a missing Egyptologist who disappeared while searching for the mummy of King Rootin-Tootin.