Tiny plastic pastamancer
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(In-game plural: tiny plastic pastamancers) |
Obtained From
- Items
- Lucky Surprise Egg
- doll house
References
- All the Tiny Plastic class items make reference to the song "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead. They each reference a different part of the following lyrics.
- A green plastic watering can,
- For a fake chinese rubber plant,
- In the fake plastic earth,
- That she bought from a rubber man,
- In a town full of rubber plans,
- To get rid of itself,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- It wears her out, it wears her out,
- She lives with a broken man,
- A cracked polystyrene man,
- Who just crumbles and burns,
- He used to do surgery,
- On girls in the eighties,
- But gravity always wins,
- And it wears him out, it wears him out,
- It wears him out, it wears him out,
- She looks like the real thing,
- She tastes like the real thing,
- My fake plastic love,
- But I can't help the feeling,
- I could blow through the ceiling,
- If I just turn and run,
- And it wears me out, it wears me out,
- It wears me out, it wears me out,
- And if I could be who you wanted,
- If I could be who you wanted,
- All the time, all the time,
- The description of this item also includes a play on "That's-a spicy meatball!", a line from an Alka-Seltzer commercial in the 1970's.
See Also
Zapping
tiny plastic accordion thief | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | tiny plastic disco bandit | tiny plastic hermit | tiny plastic pastamancer | tiny plastic sauceror | tiny plastic seal clubber | tiny plastic turtle tamer |
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Collection
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