Tiny-screwing animelf

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Tiny-screwing animelf
Monster ID 1252
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012)
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
plastic ingot, electrical thingamabob
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
tiny-screwing animelf You're fighting a tiny-screwing animelf

This animelf sits at a tiny bench all day long and screws hundreds of tiny screws into hundreds of tiny toys. It's grueling work. Backbreaking work. Very boring work. She's always grateful for a distraction, especially if it involves stabbing someone in the eye with a screwdriver.

Hit Message(s):

She screws your <arse> and your <forehead> together. It's not pleasant. Argh! Eek! Ugh!

She drops another screw on the floor and settles for stabbing you with her screwdriver, giving you a phillips wound. Ooh! Eek! Ouch!

Thankfully, she doesn't put any screws in you this round. Unfortunately, she glues your <nipple> and <shoulder> together with industrial epoxy instead. Argh! Oof! Ouch!

She screws a tiny screw into your <arm>. It's big enough to be painful, small enough to be hard to remove. Ugh! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

She manages to screw your mouth and nose shut before you can stop her. You have to borrow a screwdriver from another animelf and spend a frantic few minutes before you can breathe again. Ow! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to screw your <shoulder> and your <face> together, but her screws are too small to get the job done.

She tries to screw a tiny screw into your <arm>, but drops it. Uh, the screw, not your <foot>.

She tries to put the screws to you, but you tell her to go screw herself.

She drops a screw, then drops her screwdriver, then screams in frustration.

She picks up a bunch of screws but sees they've got some goofy proprietary head on them, so she has to go find a different screwdriver.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Plasticbit.gifYou acquire an item: plastic ingot (50% chance)*
Elecbit.gifYou acquire an item: electrical thingamabob (10.7% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).

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