Tin spider conspirator

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Tin spider conspirator
Monster ID 1284
Locations The Gourd!
Hit Points 35
Attack 28
Defense 28
No-Hit 38
Initiative 50
Meat 16-24
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, leg, abdomen, thorax
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
tin spider conspirator You're fighting a tin spider conspirator

Someone has apparently assembled a terrifying giant robot spider out of flattened and welded-together tin cans. Alternately, it's possible that someone has assembled flattened and welded-together tin cans into a battlemech-suit for a regular living spider. Is that more or less terrifying? Are you more frightened of spiders, or giant robots?

Whichever it is, you're going to have to swallow your fear and stop it before it gets to the Gourd.

Hit Message(s):

It skewers you with one of its legs, then has to wave you around for a bit to shake you off. It's an unpleasant experience. Ouch! Ow! Argh!

It pins you to the ground with one of its pointy metal legs, and stabs you repeatedly with the other ones. Eek! Eek! Ooh!

It blasts some kind of electrified webbing out of its rear turret. It's a shocking experience! Eek! Eek! Eek!

Burning lasers shoot out of the tin spider's eyes, burning a hole in your <neck>. On the bright side, at least the wound is cauterized. Ugh! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

The tin spider buzzes loudly at you and fires lasers out of its numerous glowing red eyes. Ooh! Eek! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to skewer you with one of its legs, but you do an awesome acrobatic dodge-flip move. Kind of hard to describe in text like this, but trust me, it was rad.

It tries to stab you with its pointy legs, but you run around randomly and it ends up doing an amusing jig-like dance.

It tries to shoot electrified webs at you, but you know better than to stand around when a spider points its butt at you.

Burning lasers shoot out of the spider's eyes. You're dodging too much for it to hit you, so it just burns "UP YOURS" into the ground.

Fumble Message:

The tin spider gets its legs kind of tangled up, and takes a moment to sort itself out. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Web.gifYou acquire an item: spider web (??% chance)*
Canlid.gifYou acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid (??% chance)*
Tinstrip.gifYou acquire an item: sharp tin strip (??% chance)*
Thicksilk.gifYou acquire an item: wad of spider silk (??% chance)*

Occurs at The Gourd!.


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