Tin Roof -- Melted

Choice adventure number: 1095

Tin Roof -- Melted

You creep between two of the corrugated tin buildings (they were corrugated! I knew it!) and scope out the administrative section of the mining camp.

One slightly taller shack appears to be the office of the mine's CBO (Chief Boss Officer) and another one is labeled "HR," which you take to mean either Human Resources or Hot Rocks.

Head to the boss's shack

Mr. Choch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: labrador cookie, Mr. Choch's boneq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: 210 Monster Defense: 200 Hit Points: 400 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: 25%

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Check out HR

You creep into the shack, which turns out to be both the Human Resources and Hot Rocks department. You have a great time taking all of the cards out of all of the Rolodexes and rearranging them at random, and mixing up the pages of personnel files, and making random edits to salaries and schedules on various ledgers.

You decide you'd like to have a souvenir of your righteous sabotage, so you steal a half-melted hula girl statuette from some jerk's desk.

You acquire an item: half-melted hula girl

Adds male mine workers and female mine overseers to The Velvet / Gold Mine.

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Occurs in The Velvet / Gold Mine after 50 adventures in a single day.

References

• The name of this adventure is a play on the famous lyric "Tin roof -- rusted!" from the 1989 song "Love Shack" by The B-52's.