Tiki idol

Tiki idol
Monster ID	2127
Locations	Tiki Island
Hit Points	100
Attack	90
Defense	110
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	rim
	Drops hibiscus petal, huge mint leaf, pineapple slab
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a tiki idol

You find yourself face to face with a towering ceramic pillar with a gruesome tiki face on it. Oh, and a big slice of lime on its rim.

Hit Message(s):

The tiki face stares deep into your soul. You hear distant drums. You shudder. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ow! (spooky damage)

A bunch of sticky fluid sloshes out of the top of it and covers your <shins>. Blech. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

A bunch of sticky fluid sloshes out of the top of it and covers your <solar plexus>. Blech. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

A bunch of sticky fluid sloshes out of the top of it, but you dive out of the way, like the time the same thing happened to you in that dive bar.

CA^[sic]

The tiki idol makes a face at you, but you make a face right back.

Fumble Message:

A bunch of sticky fluid sloshes out of the top of it, but you dive out of the way, like the time the same thing happened to you in that dive bar. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You win the fight!
That fight was relatively exciting...
You gain 3 PirateRealm Funpoints
One of: