Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)

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Tickle-Me Emilio
The youngest of guns, he will repossess your heart with furry antics.

Does various things, is foul-mouthed

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Ability: Functions like a Cocoabo. Increases stat gains as a Volleyball.

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10, sometimes stuns opponent

Hatchling: Tickle-Me Emilio

Familiar-Specific Equipment: tiny do-rag

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+4 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message(s):
  • During combat:

    <name> looks you in the eye and delivers a pep talk: "You may make it. You may not. But that doesn't matter, <player>. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Who ever thought we'd make it this far. 1 2 3 Triple Deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, <player>. Win or lose." You feel inspired!

    You gain X hit points.

    You gain X Mana Points.

    <name> tapes your opponent's buns together. It looks like he feels bad about it afterwards, but still, dang, what a jerk!

    Monster attack power reduced by X

    Monster defense reduced by X

    <name> says this is the last year he's gonna throw trash. You remind him that he said that last year, and in anger, he throws some trash at your opponent, dealing X damage.

    <name> says to your opponent: "Yo, wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here." Your opponent proves him wrong, though, by bursting into flame, suffering X damage.

    <name> pulls out a can of beer, takes one sip, and pours the rest on your opponent's feet, dealing X damage.

    <name> loses his temper and totally totals your opponent for X damage. Like, totally.

    <name> marches toward your opponent, and then there are two hits. <Name> hitting your opponent for X (+X) damage, and your opponent hitting the floor.

    <name> pulls out a stick of gum, folds it in half, and throws it at your opponent. It explodes, dealing 3X damage. Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

    <name> says "Hey, I found this 60 Meat on the ground here. And I figure since I found it, that-"

    You point your <Weapon> at him.

    "-that I'd give it to you." He grins sheepishly and hands over the Meat.

You gain 60 Meat.

• After combat:

  You give <name> a tickle, and he giggles for a second before suddenly grimacing and flipping you the bird.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> quacks loudly from atop the throne. Your opponents, confused by all the quacking, is unable to attack you.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  Your opponent catches a glimpse of <name> in your Buddy Bjorn, finds him oddly familiar, and spends the next few minutes looking at his phone, trying to figure out the title of that one movie.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> glares at you from beneath the Tam.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> leans against the maypole with a surly look on his face, chain smoking cigarettes and flicking them at you.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> mutters some muffled profanity from behind the wax lips.

Arena Messages

• When entered in a Hide and Seek:

  <name> is too loud- and foul-mouthed to hide for very long.

Notes

• Acts 50% of the time regardless of weight, and each action is equally likely.
• Healing: Emilio heals between X+10 to X+11 HP and MP, where X is Emilio's weight.
• Damage: X= weight+4 to weight+6 for all attacks
• Deleveling: Emilio delevels an opponent by (X+1)/3 and can have a range if weight returns a fractional number.
• Meat gains appear to always be 60 meat.
• The two hits of the double attack deal about as much damage as the other ones each. The exploding stick of gum attack seems to be about thrice as strong as the normal ones.

References

• Oh the number of references to Emilio Estevez movies...
  • The Breakfast Club
    • Andrew says the "blaze up" line.
    • The "two hits" line is a reference to Bender "Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor."
    • Andrew is in detention for taping a kid's buns together, and has rather a contrite monologue about it.
    • The "totally totals" line refers to an exchange between Andrew and Bender.
  • Men at Work
    • His character wore a grey do-rag.
    • The throwing trash combat message
  • Mission Impossible:
    • The attack involving an exploding stick of gum references events in the film. "Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya" is a direct quote from Estevez's character describing the gum.
  • Repo Man:
    • The haiku's second line.
    • The "60 Meat found" references trying to split $20,000 that was found 60/40.
  • Young Guns
    • First line of the haiku (obviously)
  • The Mighty Ducks
    • The pep talk that restores HP/MP.
    • Quacking when seated in the Crown of Thrones.