Through Thicket and Thinnet

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Through Thicket and Thinnet
Through Thicket and Thinnet

Shadows gather as you follow the path into the dark thicket. The shadows skitter off before you can see what they were gathering, but that's not important right now. What's important is that you're in the thick of this thicket, and you should get busy with whatever you're doing in here so you can get the hell out.

There's a slightly darker path than the path you came in on, leading deeper into the thicket. There's also an area of extremely thick plant growth off to the side of the path.

If you have the tree-holed coin in your inventory:

Off in the distance, you notice a pair of trees that look suspiciously like two of the three holes in that weird coin you found in Chester Meatpot's Wallet.
You hold up the coin and look through it, and sure enough, they match up! You see something sticking out of the ground through the third hole -- you should totally go check out whatever that thing is!

Follow the even darker path
A Three-Tined Fork
A Three-Tined Fork

Investigate the dense foliage

You investigate the especially dense foliage, and discover its source -- an overturned wagon full of fertilizer. How lucky!

Well, lucky for the forest. Not lucky for whoever was driving that wagon. He probably got a pretty stern talking to when he went back to the fertilizer factory. Or murdered by monsters before he made it. Either way, I'll bet it really sucked.

You find an unbroken can of fertilizer in the wreckage and take it with you.

Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: Spooky-Gro fertilizer

If you have the tree-holed coin in your inventory:

Follow the coin
O Lith, Mon
O Lith, Mon
  • Insert coin to continue: spooky temple map
  • Ignore the monolith: (Does not use an adventure)
  • Hit a monkey with a bone: (Does not use an adventure)

Give up and go back

Your exit from the Spooky Woods is suddenly interrupted when a guy jumps out of the bushes, covered in blood, and shouting.

"Blaaargh! Blaaargh! Ha ha ha ha! Man, you should see your face! I scared the hell out of you, didn't I? I tell you, this fake blood is the best thing ever! I just cover myself in it, and jump out of the bushes, and I'm all 'blaaargh!' and you're all 'Ahh, I just crapped my pants!' Ha ha ha! Man, the look on your face was just pricel-urk!"

You calmly sheathe your weapon, pick up the unconscious man's bottle of fake blood, and continue on your way.

Vial.gifYou acquire an item: fake blood