Three skeleton invaders
| Three skeleton invaders | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1003 |
| Locations | A Skeleton Invasion! with at least +21 ML |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 72 |
| No-Hit | 90 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting three skeleton invadersY'know, two of these things was company, but this? This is a crowd.
And you hate crowds. Well, crowds of skeletons, at least.
Hit Message(s):
One of them puts two fingers in your nostrils; one of them puts two fingers in your eyes, and the other one . . . you don't want to know about the other one. Argh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ooh!
One of them crawls behind you, and another one shoves you so you fall over backward. Then the third one kicks you in the ribs. Argh! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Eek!
One of them extends two bony fingers and pokes you in the eyes. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Ow! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
One of them slaps the back of your head while the other two kick you in the shins. Why I oughta. . . Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Oof!
The skeletons form a circle -- okay, a triangle -- around you, and play 'punch the adventurer' until they get tired. And it takes a long, long time for a skeleton to get tired. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ugh!
They're too busy doing advanced three stooges routines to attack this round.
They're too busy fighting amongst themselves to attack this round.
One of them extends two fingers to poke you in the eyes, but you block it by holding your hand vertically.
All three of them try to punch you at the same time, so you miss all three with a single duck. Then you put down the duck.
One skeleton pokes the another's[sic] eyes, who then smacks the third one on the back of the head. The third one kicks the first one in the shins, and gets eye-poked for his troubles. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: bone chips (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: bone chips (20% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: bone chips (10% chance)* |
Occurred during A Skeleton Invasion! on the third day (with 21+ positive Monster Level) and afterwards (with 21-40 positive Monster Level)
Notes
- Attempting to use a rusty bonesaw yields the message:
- You use the saw to try and remove some bones from your opponent, but the fossilized bones are so hard that it doesn't accomplish anything beyond dulling the saw.
- This monster counts as a group (of size three). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.
References
- There are, of course, a myriad of references to The Three Stooges throughout.
