The most embarrassing moment in your entire life
|The most embarrassing moment in your entire life|
|Locations||Your Bung Chakra, Your Liver Chakra, Your Nose Chakra|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Monster Parts||eyebrow, goop, tentacle|
That dream where you're back in school and not wearing any pants really pales in comparison with this one, not least because this one actually happened.
You start to wonder if that whole terrible event is still celebrated as an annual holiday in your home town, and if they still hold the commemorative parade.
You wanted to switch to a different school, but your dad said he wasn't going to drive a 45-minute commute every morning just because kids were calling you "Drippy".
Oh god you can still see their faces as they all pointed at you and laughed. All the kids from school, the vice-principal, the Dalai Lama, your mom...
Look, you just have to put things in perspective. Sure, at the time it seemed like you'd never live it down, but once you'd moved to a different state, and grew that beard, and changed your name, that was the last you ever heard of it, right?
Look at this way: at least you learned a valuable life-lesson regarding frogs.
You take a deep breath and remind youself that probably nobody remembers that happening except for you and maybe two or three other people, who know better than to say anything because of the photos in your safe-deposit box. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)*|