The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton

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The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton
Monster ID 1953
Locations The Old Landfill
Hit Points 32
Attack 32
Defense 28
Initiative 30
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts
tie-dyed fannypack, 3-5 psychokinetic energy blobs
Manuel Entry
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The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton You're fighting The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton

You're trudging your way through the Old Landfill when you hear a ghostly "WoooooOOOoooo..." sound. Sickly wisps of multi-hued smoke drift out of the piles of garbage, and coalesce into what appears to be a hippy -- albeit a blurry and indistinct one.

"Hey, maaan," she says, "this is a refuge of nature! You earth-hating squares aren't welcome!"

"Refuge of nature?" you say. "This is a garbage dump."

"This is where Gaia reclaims and transforms the gifts she has given us back into herself! Haven't you ever heard of composting?"

"But it's mostly scrap metal and old tires and stuff. I don't think you can compost--"

"You squares and your inability to think in the long term! Well, I'll give you something to worry about in the short term!"

Hit Message(s):

She tries to hit you and misses. However, she is basically made entirely of stink lines, so just being near her is bad enough. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (stench damage)

She screams and rants at you incoherently, without attacking. Unless you count her breath. Oof! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)

She calls on the forces of nature, and a swarm of cockroaches tramples you. Eek! Eek! Argh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

"Spirits of nature, aid me!" the ghost shouts. A huge pile of leaking trash bags falls over on you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

She gets up close to attack, but you run away with your nose covered.

She screams and rants at you a bit, but fortunately you brought both earplug and noseplugs.

She tries to summon some cockroaches to attack you, but nothing happens. Guess they all have better things to do than listen to a dead hippy.

Fumble Message:

She stops fighting to say hello to a rat, which ignores her and keeps chewing on a rotting mattress. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Ectoglob.gifYou acquire 3-5 psychokinetic energy blobs (100% chance)*

Only if killed with Trap Ghost:

Tiedyefanny.gifYou acquire an item: tie-dyed fannypack (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at The Old Landfill, after being informed about paranormal activity.