The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton
|The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton|
|Locations||The Old Landfill|
You're trudging your way through the Old Landfill when you hear a ghostly "WoooooOOOoooo..." sound. Sickly wisps of multi-hued smoke drift out of the piles of garbage, and coalesce into what appears to be a hippy -- albeit a blurry and indistinct one.
"Hey, maaan," she says, "this is a refuge of nature! You earth-hating squares aren't welcome!"
"Refuge of nature?" you say. "This is a garbage dump."
"This is where Gaia reclaims and transforms the gifts she has given us back into herself! Haven't you ever heard of composting?"
"But it's mostly scrap metal and old tires and stuff. I don't think you can compost--"
"You squares and your inability to think in the long term! Well, I'll give you something to worry about in the short term!"
She tries to hit you and misses. However, she is basically made entirely of stink lines, so just being near her is bad enough. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (stench damage)
She screams and rants at you incoherently, without attacking. Unless you count her breath. Oof! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)
She calls on the forces of nature, and a swarm of cockroaches tramples you. Eek! Eek! Argh! (stench damage)
"Spirits of nature, aid me!" the ghost shouts. A huge pile of leaking trash bags falls over on you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! (stench damage)
She gets up close to attack, but you run away with your nose covered.
She screams and rants at you a bit, but fortunately you brought both earplug and noseplugs.
She tries to summon some cockroaches to attack you, but nothing happens. Guess they all have better things to do than listen to a dead hippy.
She stops fighting to say hello to a rat, which ignores her and keeps chewing on a rotting mattress. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire 3-5 psychokinetic energy blobs (100% chance)*|
Only if killed with Trap Ghost:
|You acquire an item: tie-dyed fannypack (100% chance)*|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at The Old Landfill, after being informed about paranormal activity.