The ghost of Richard Cockingham

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The ghost of Richard Cockingham
Monster ID 1955
Locations The Smut Orc Logging Camp
Hit Points 80
Attack 85
Defense 80
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance 100%
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
standards and practices guide, 5 psychokinetic energy blobs
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
The ghost of Richard Cockingham You're fighting The ghost of Richard Cockingham

"Hold it right there!" A stern-looking ghost in a stern-looking suit is waving a clipboard at you sternly. He pulls the ghost of an ID card from his pocket and holds it up. "Richard Cockingham, Standards and Practices. I'm here to shut this place down for indecency!"

"Indecency? What are you talking about? There's nothing indecent going on here."

"Are you blind?" he demands. "This entire place is a haven of lechery and filth!"

You look around, nonplussed. "What do you mean? I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary. Just those carpenter guys."

"Filth! Filth and smut and violence!"

"Violence? Where?"

And that's when he hits you with his clipboard.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you in the <lower back>, then writes "Explicit reference to the human <skull>" on his clipboard. Argh! Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

He writes "Obscene" on his clipboard, then hits you in the skull with it, printing "enecsbO" across your skull. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He writes you out a citation for being a gross living human being, and takes the fine in hit points. Oof! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He has a total thrashing mental breakdown over all the smut he sees around him constantly and at all times, and you takes several hits before you can get out of range. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

He doesn't attack, because he's too busy writing down everything he doesn't like about you.

He tries to hit you in the eye, but can't bear to look at it.

He tries to hit you without looking at you, but this doesn't work very well.

Fumble Message:

He goes on a tirade about "whatever happened to good clean games like tiddlywinks" and gets mad when you giggle at the word. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Ectoglob.gifYou acquire 3-5 psychokinetic energy blobs (100% chance)*

Only if killed with Trap Ghost:

Book3.gifYou acquire an item: standards and practices guide (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at The Smut Orc Logging Camp, after being informed about paranormal activity.