The ghost of Richard Cockingham
|The ghost of Richard Cockingham|
|Locations||The Smut Orc Logging Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
"Hold it right there!" A stern-looking ghost in a stern-looking suit is waving a clipboard at you sternly. He pulls the ghost of an ID card from his pocket and holds it up. "Richard Cockingham, Standards and Practices. I'm here to shut this place down for indecency!"
"Indecency? What are you talking about? There's nothing indecent going on here."
"Are you blind?" he demands. "This entire place is a haven of lechery and filth!"
You look around, nonplussed. "What do you mean? I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary. Just those carpenter guys."
"Filth! Filth and smut and violence!"
And that's when he hits you with his clipboard.
He writes "Obscene" on his clipboard, then hits you in the skull with it, printing "enecsbO" across your skull. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)
He writes you out a citation for being a gross living human being, and takes the fine in hit points. Oof! Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)
He has a total thrashing mental breakdown over all the smut he sees around him constantly and at all times, and you takes several hits before you can get out of range. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! (spooky damage)
He doesn't attack, because he's too busy writing down everything he doesn't like about you.
He tries to hit you in the eye, but can't bear to look at it.
He tries to hit you without looking at you, but this doesn't work very well.
He goes on a tirade about "whatever happened to good clean games like tiddlywinks" and gets mad when you giggle at the word. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire 3-5 psychokinetic energy blobs (100% chance)*|
Only if killed with Trap Ghost:
|You acquire an item: standards and practices guide (100% chance)*|
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at The Smut Orc Logging Camp, after being informed about paranormal activity.