The WarBear Fortress

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The WarBear fortress is reached from choosing Go Up! in Crimbo Town (2013).

Trying to access it without having access gives the message:

You can't get up there yet.

From it, one of three levels can be selected:

• First Level
• Second Level
• Third Level

Notes

• Jick informed players on the forums that "normal +item drops doesn't do anything on any level of the Fortress".
  • There are 4 effects that grant +Item Drops from WarBears:
    • Gift of the Warbear (+15%, 40 Adventures)
    • Warbear Loot Lust (+15%, 40 Adventures)
    • Warbear Hunter (+10%, 50 Adventures)
    • Dances with Warbears (+10%, 20 Adventures)
  • These pieces of equipment grant +Item Drops from WarBears:
    • warbear plain fedora (+5%, hat)
    • warbear party pants (+5%, pants)
    • warbear goggles (+5%, accessory)
    • warbear feathered fedora (+10%, hat)
    • warbear ceremonial party pants (+10%, pants)
    • warbear snowblindness goggles (+10%, accessory)
    • warbear fancy fedora (+15%, hat)
    • warbear high festival pants (+15%, pants)
    • warbear polarized goggles (+15%, accessory)
  • Each of these gives independently a chance of another whosit; having four effects for example gives a very small chance of four extra whosit drops.

Buffs	+1	+2	+3	+4	+5	+6	+7	+8	+9	At least +1
10/10	18.00%	1.00%								19.00%
10/15	22.00%	1.50%								23.50%
15/15	25.50%	2.25%								27.75%
10/10/15	27.45%	3.55%	0.15%							31.15%
10/15/15	30.18%	4.58%	0.23%							34.98%
10/10/15/15	33.66%	7.14%	0.66%	0.02%						41.48%
5/10/10/10/15/15/15/15/15									3.8e-7%	69.27%

• The last entry is the theoretical maximum, given current known modifiers (All 3 goggles, fancy fedora, high festival pants, and all 4 effects)
• Trying to adventure in any zone after it left on January 7, 2014, yielded this message:

  That isn't a place anymore.