The Trickster's Trikitixa
This two-row diatonic button accordion with right-hand rows keyed a fifth apart and twelve unisonoric bass buttons is legendary among Accordion Thieves -- in the sense that no-one knows for sure that it exists, but everyone has heard stories.
It's said that Shadowy Gerald had it when he broke into the Royal Treasury and stole more bullion than was actually stored there, somehow. It's rumored that Petey There Weren't No Witnesses was carrying it when he stole Baron Humberto McMifflin's gold-plated diamond-studded left lung. It's even whispered that Shelia the Creeper used it to assassinate the villainous Pope Flaunchett VIII, though it'll be a while before that can be confirmed, since the current Pope of the Kingdom of Loathing is Flaunchett VI.
Truly, it is an accordion of strange and unimaginable power.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion) Song Duration: 20 Adventures Damage: 20 - 40 Moxie Required: 60
Cannot be traded or discarded Quest ItemMoxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 +11% Item Drops from Monsters Special Attack: Extreme High Note
(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only) (In-game plural: Trickster's Trikitixas) | |
Obtained From
Defeating Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi (replaces Squeezebox of the Ages)
You play a tricky tune on your Trikitixa, tricking your opponent into poking him[sic] own eye, dealing 80-100 damage.
| Monster attack power reduced by 18-20 |
| Monster defense reduced by 18-20 |
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