The Towering Inferno Discotheque
You step into the opulent (and sweltering) lobby of the world's most decadent (and hottest) discotheque.
If the elevator has not been used that day:
- A dour-looking elevator operator appraises your apparel for appropriateness. You are currently rocking a Disco Style level of X.
If the elevator has been used that day:
- That elevator operator from before is nowhere to be found -- looks like his contract only requires him to operate the elevator once per day!
| Check out the gift shop |
Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the first floor | (Requires 1 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 1:
| Go to the first floor | (Gain 100 points in each stat!) |
The sneering elevator operator lets you in and takes you to the first floor. You enjoy an evening of modest disco dancing, emerging slightly sweatier, slightly happier, and slightly more confident in your dancing ability.
| You gain 100 Strongness. You gain 100 Magicalness. You gain 100 Smarm. |
Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the second floor | (Requires 2 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 2:
| Go to the second floor | (Get a temporary boost to Item Drops!) |
- The sneering elevator operator lets you in and takes you to the second floor, where a Hustling class is in session. You get assigned 20 Adventures of it as homework.
 | You acquire an effect: Doing The Hustle (duration: 20 Adventures) |
Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the third floor | (Requires 3 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 3:
| Go to the third floor | (Fight Travoltron!) |
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Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the fourth floor | (Requires 4 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 4:
| Go to the fourth floor | (Reduce your Drunkenness by 1) |
- The sneering elevator operator lets you in and takes you to the fourth floor, where you enjoy an evening of intensive disco dancing. Well, you think you enjoy it. You don't actually remember any of it, which is weird, because you actually feel less drunk than when you went in.
You lose 1 Drunkenness.
Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the fifth floor | (Requires 5 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 5:
| Go to the fifth floor | (Go backwards in time by 5 Adventures) |
- The sneering elevator operator lets you in and takes you to the fifth floor, just in time for you to bump into yourself getting back in the elevator to go back down. "That... was... amazing!" you say to yourself.
 | You gain 5 Adventures. |
- For each effect you have or 10 random effects you have, whichever is less:
 | You acquire an effect: ... something (duration: 5 Adventures) |
Without the required Disco Style:
| Go to the sixth floor | (Requires 6 Disco Style) |
With a Disco Style of at least 6:
| Go to the sixth floor | (Get a Volcoino!) |
- The sneering elevator operator lets you in and takes you to the penthouse suite, where lots of shady deals are taking place. You bluff your way into a poker game, and then bluff yourself into some winnings.
 | You acquire an item: Volcoino |
Occurs in That 70s Volcano.
Notes
- First floor to sixth floor buttons are only visible if the elevator has not been used that day. The gift shop is always accessible.
- Disco Style can be obtained by wearing smooth velvet items. One point of Disco Style is granted for wearing each of the following items: smooth velvet pocket square, smooth velvet socks, smooth velvet hat, smooth velvet shirt, smooth velvet hanky and smooth velvet pants. Wearing a smooth velvet bra does not grant Disco Style.
- If you choose to fight Travoltron but lose, you may try again or choose a different floor on the same day.
- You can enter while drunk
- You must have at least 1 adventure in order to enter.
- If you are adventuring under the Two Crazy Random Summer challenge path, as long as you haven't broken the prism, you will not be able to access any of the floors, due to Disco Style being considered an enchantment.
