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This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.
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This is on old version of the tower. Click here to see the current version.
The Stairs of the Sorceress' Tower consist a series of six levels, each containing a random monster that is extremely powerful, but has a secret weakness. If you try to adventure here with zero HP, you will get the message: "You're too weak to go on. You'll have to rest before you can get up in the Sorceress' grill." If you try to adventure here while falling-down drunk, you will get the message: "You attempt to start ascending the tower, but you trip on the first step because you're drunk. You lose interest and wander off."
For more information and spoilers, see this page.
Adventures
Beer Batter -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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best-selling novelist -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Big Meat Golem -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Bowling Cricket -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Bronze Chef -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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collapsed mineshaft golem -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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concert pianist -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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darkness -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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El Diablo -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Electron Submarine -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Enraged Cow -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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fancy bath slug -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Fickle Finger of F8 -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Flaming Samurai -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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giant bee -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Giant Desktop Globe -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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giant fried egg -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Ice Cube -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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malevolent crop circle -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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possessed pipe-organ -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Pretty Fly -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Tyrannosaurus Tex -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Vicious Easel -- (edit metadata)
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- Item Drops: None
- Meat Drop: None
- Monster Level: 99999 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 100009
- Monster Defense: 89999
- Hit Points: 99999
- Initiative: 0
- Elemental Alignment: None
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Continue to The Sorceress' Chamber...
Notes
- Although the location was retired, all of this area's monsters can still be encountered via Wishing, potentially for adding factoids to one's Monster Manuel.
- Using two of the item needed to defeat one of these monsters at once (through the use of the Disco Bandit skill Ambidextrous Funkslinging) will display the item's special message twice and defeat the monster normally, thus wasting the second item.
- Due to the incredibly high Monster Level of these monsters, having a stat gain familiar with you will result in an extremely high bonus.
- Monster Level increasers have no effect on these monsters.