The Smut Orc Logging Camp

The Smut Orc Logging Camp
Zone Num	295
Location	The Orc Chasm
Unlocks	After receiving quest from The Council of Loathing.
Recom Stat	75
Combat %	100
Quests	Orc Chasm Quest
ML	69 - 160
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	S&M 4-EVER
Bad Moon	unknown
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The Smut Orc Logging Camp lies at the bottom of The Orc Chasm. It becomes available at level 9, after receiving the Orc Chasm Quest from The Council of Loathing.

A primary stat of 75 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Not only is this zone full of double-entendres, which might offend your sensibilities, it's full of big scary orcs with axes, which might offend your desire to keep your limbs attached. Are you sure you want to go in here?

(It is recommended that you have at least 75 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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smut orc jacker -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: orcish hand lotion, orc wrist, hardening cream, long hard screwq, messy butt jointq, morningwood plankq, raging hardwood plankq, thick caulkq, weirdwood plankq Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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smut orc nailer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: orcish nailing lube, orcish stud-finder, hardening cream, long hard screwq, messy butt jointq, morningwood plankq, raging hardwood plankq, thick caulkq, weirdwood plankq Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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smut orc pipelayer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: orcish rubber, freshwater pearl necklace, hardening cream, long hard screwq, messy butt jointq, morningwood plankq, raging hardwood plankq, thick caulkq, weirdwood plankq, length of bent pipeb Meat Drop: 28-42 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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smut orc screwer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: backwoods screwdriver, screwing pooch, hardening cream, long hard screwq, messy butt jointq, morningwood plankq, raging hardwood plankq, thick caulkq, weirdwood plankq Meat Drop: 28-42 Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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smut orc pervert -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: smut orc keepsake box, smut orc sunglassesm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 69 • Substat Gain: 17.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 79 Monster Defense: 69 Hit Points: 69 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: This monster appears on the 21st adventure in the zone and every 20 adventures after. Note: The smut orc pervert cannot be copied, and sniffing has no effect.

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The Frattlesnake -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronadoq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 160 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 170 Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: 175 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Damage Resistance: ? Note: Only occurs during Of Mice and Shen quest.

Non-combat Adventures

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S&M 4-EVER
	Item Drops: weirdwood plank, weirdwood plank, weirdwood plank, long hard screw, long hard screw, long hard screw Note: Does not occur after the bridge over The Orc Chasm is completed. Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Blech House
	Kick it down Blast it down with a spell Carefully take it apart

Notes

• Overkilling non-pervert smut orcs with Cold damage causes the zone to advance to Blech House every time 15 smut orcs' worth of HP is dealt. This advances faster when dealing multiple times their HP in damage. This means that the maximum number of combats it takes to reach Blech House is 15, while the minimum is 3. Monster Level severely increases the difficulty of this task, while negative Monster Level makes it significantly easier, because it reduces their original HP.

1x monster's HP in cold damage:

• Out of the corner of your eye, you see another smut orc shiver and disappear into a nasty-looking shack.

2x monster's HP in cold damage:

• Out of the corner of your eye, you see two smut orcs give one another a meaningful glance, shiver, and disappear into a nearby shack.

3x monster's HP in cold damage:

• You see a nearby group of smut orcs huddling together for warmth. You are glad they are as far away as they are.

4x monster's HP in cold damage:

• You hear a bunch of windows being slammed shut against the cold.

5x monster's HP in cold damage:

• Dozens of nearby smut orcs, shivering in the cold, rush into their shacks and slam the doors.

• Wielding a logging hatchet sometimes yields extra lumber at the end of combats in this zone, with the message:

The final swing of your axe inadvertently hewed an additional plank from a nearby tree. Okay!

• Holding a loadstone sometimes yields extra fasteners at the end of combats in this zone, with the message:

An extra fastener rattles across the floor and sticks to your loadstone. Weird. It's not made of Meat -- it must've been attracted to the double-entendre.

• Smelling like a lovebug sometimes attracts a love carpenter ant which provides extra lumber or fasteners at the end of combats in this zone:

A love carpenter ant scurries up to you and coos as it drops off some additional building materials.

You acquire an item: thick caulk

or

You acquire an item: weirdwood plank

• After building the bridge, the fasteners and lumber will cease to drop normally.