The Smacketeria

The Smacketeria is located in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.

Muscle-based classes who have passed the fourth guild task may purchase items here (Level 9+ Accordion Thieves that have gained access to The Shadowy Store may as well).

"Welcome to the Smacketeria. Our goods are better for getting the best of your opponent."

Accordion Thieves entering the store will also see the following message before the normal message:

You sneak into the Smacketeria like a Thief in the Smacketeria, because you are, in fact, a Thief in the Smacketeria.

Items Sold

Items for sale:

Item: (click for description)		Price:
— General Goods —
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	100 Meat
	cheap wind-up clock	200 Meat
	blood of the Wereseal	500 Meat
	enchanted brass knuckles	1,000 Meat
— Seal Clubbery —
	seal-blubber candle	100 Meat
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	150 Meat
	figurine of a cute baby seal	250 Meat
	figurine of an armored seal	500 Meat
— Turtle Taming Supplies —
	turtle pheromones	50 Meat
	turtling rod	500 Meat