The Smacketeria
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The Smacketeria is located in the Brotherhood of the Smackdown.
Muscle-based classes who have passed the fourth guild task may purchase items here (Level 9+ Accordion Thieves that have gained access to The Shadowy Store may as well).
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"Welcome to the Smacketeria. Our goods are better for getting the best of your opponent." |
Accordion Thieves entering the store will also see the following message before the normal message:
- You sneak into the Smacketeria like a Thief in the Smacketeria, because you are, in fact, a Thief in the Smacketeria.
Items Sold
Item: (click for description) | Price: | |
— General Goods — | ||
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Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 100 Meat |
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cheap wind-up clock | 200 Meat |
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blood of the Wereseal | 500 Meat |
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enchanted brass knuckles | 1,000 Meat |
— Seal Clubbery — | ||
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seal-blubber candle | 100 Meat |
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figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 150 Meat |
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figurine of a cute baby seal | 250 Meat |
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figurine of an armored seal | 500 Meat |
— Turtle Taming Supplies — | ||
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turtle pheromones | 50 Meat |
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turtling rod | 500 Meat |