The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)

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The Sleazy Back Alley
Zone Num	9
Location	Wrong Side of the Tracks
Unlocks
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	50
ML	1
Terrain
Special Adventures
Ultra Rare	Crazy bastard
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The Sleazy Back Alley was located in Seaside Town on the Wrong Side of the Tracks.

Combat Adventures

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big creepy spider -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spider web, spider web, drop of filthy ichorb Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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completely different spider -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spider web, spider web Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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drunken half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Only encountered during the first ascension and alternating ascensions after that. Otherwise, you encounter hung-over half-orc hobos instead.

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hung-over half-orc hobo -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, hobo gristleb, Boozehounds Anonymous tokenp, beer-battered accordiona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: Only encountered on alternating ascensions (after the first). Otherwise, you encounter drunken half-orc hobos instead.

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rushing bum -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta), cheap cigar buttp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 11 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 1 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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crazy bastard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: crazy bastard sword Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 4 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 25 Initiative: always Elemental Alignment: None Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

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An Amateur Pickpocket is You!
	Meat Drops: 5 Substat Gain: 1 Roguishness

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The Bum's Dilemma
	Meat Drops: 8

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Dumpster Diver
	Meat Drops: 9

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Hammer Time
	Substat Gain: 2 Roguishness Note: There are two versions of Hammer Time that alternate, possibly via ascension parity.

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Hammer Time
	Substat Gain: 2 Chutzpah Note: There are two versions of Hammer Time that alternate, possibly via ascension parity.

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Happy Birthday!
	Substat Gain: 2 Smarm

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Knob Goblin Intrigue
	Meat Drops: 7 Substat Gain: 1 Chutzpah

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Knob Goblin Philosophy
	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

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Knob Goblin Rumble
	Substat Gain: 3 Cheek

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Lucky You, Unlucky Hobo
	Item Drops: ice-cold fotie, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold fotie Note: Old Clover adventure Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory. Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

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Meat-Shaped Box
	Meat Drops: 10

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Out of Aces
	Meat Drops: 10

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A Strike in the Dark
	Substat Gain: 2 Cheek

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Spared in the Dark
	Substat Gain: 3 Cheek

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Spirit of the Slug Lord
	Item Drops: the Slug Lord's map Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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They Tried and Pailed
	Item Drops: pail of pretentious paint Note: This adventure is triggered after speaking to the Pretentious Artist. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Under the Knife
	Yes! I'm trapped in the wrong body! (500 Meat): Switch Genders Umm, no thanks. Seriously.: (Does not use an adventure)

Notes

• Once per ascension, any monster here can randomly drop hot pink lipstick if a Sleazy Gravy Fairy is used.

History

• This zone was replaced by The Sleazy Back Alley on November 28, 2006.