The Secret Government Laboratory

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The Secret Government Laboratory
Zone Num 416
Location Conspiracy Island
Unlocks airplane charter: Conspiracy Island or Merc Core deployment orders
Recom Stat 180
Combat % 100%
ML 200 - 300
Terrain indoor
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This is one of the adventure zones on Conspiracy Island.

A primary stat of 180 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

This zone might be too tough for you.
(It is recommended that you have at least 180 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

creepy little girl This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

government scientist This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

lab monkey This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)

super-sized Cola Wars soldier This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)

Non-combat Adventures

See What's on the Slab

O Captain, My Captain
  • Item Drops: bottle-opener keycard
  • Note: Occurs after 40-50 adventures in the zone.
  • Note: A one-time adventure.

Paranormal Test Lab
  • Note: Occurs every 20 adventures in the zone.
  • Note: Only occurs while the ESP radio quest is active.

The Containment Unit
The Containment Unit
E.V.E., the robot zombie This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 300 • Substat Gain: 75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 310
  • Monster Defense: 300
  • Hit Points: 500
  • Initiative: 150
  • Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench
  • Damage Resistance: 50% physical
  • Note: Occurs every 20 adventures in the zone.
  • Note: Only occurs while the radio quest 'Choking on the Rind' is active.


  • Adventuring here requires a Personal Ventilation Unit, which limits your base stats to 100. Without it, you'll see the message:
You can't go in there without wearing a Personal Ventilation Unit. Who knows what would happen if you breathed the air in there.
  • Additional item drops and monster level can be added to monsters in this zone by activating experimental protocols via a control panel in The Conspiracy Island Bunker. See A Mysterious Control Panel for details.
  • There is an aggregate cap of 10(?) item drops per day in this zone. After this number of items have dropped, none of the native monsters in this zone will drop anything.
  • You cannot banish monsters in this area. Attempting to do so results in the message:
Nothing gets into our[sic] out of this place. Except you, apparently.
  • Standard effects tied to the banishing source such as insta-kills and running away still apply.
  • Batter Up! will not yield this message, but still cannot banish monsters.