The Road to the White Citadel (Retired)

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The Road to the White Citadel
Zone Num	99
Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	After receiving the It's A Sign! adventure
Recom Stat	35
Combat %	70%
ML	35 - 39
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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The Road to White Citadel is an adventure location in The Distant Woods. It is unlocked after an It's A Sign! adventure in Whitey's Grove points you in the right direction, and is part of the White Citadel Quest. Once the quest is completed, the Road to White Citadel is replaced by The White Citadel.

A primary stat of 35 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

You can see the spires of the White Citadel gleaming in the distance, but the road ahead looks fraught with peril. A particularly rabid-looking raccoon puppet snarls at you and snaps at your ankles. This may be an adventure you're not ready to take.

(It is recommended that you have at least 35 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

If you've already gained access to the The White Citadel, going to the "adventure again" link brings this up:

You've already found the White Citadel

Combat Adventures

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angry raccoon puppet -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 31 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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business hippy -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant, massive bag of catnipq Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 34 Hit Points: 25 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Note: The massive bag of catnip is not available until after having received the Cheetahs Never Lose adventure, but it then becomes a 100% chance one-time drop.

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eXtreme Sports Orcs -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee, hang gliderq Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 34 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Note: The hang glider is not available until after having received the Summer Holiday adventure, but it then becomes a 100% chance one-time drop.

Non-combat Adventures

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Doppelga... aaaah!
	Substat Gain: 30 Muscleboundness

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No Privacy
	Substat Gain: 30 Smarm

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They're Not Dead
	Substat Gain: 30 Enchantedness

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Cheetahs Never Lose
	Note: Requires massive bag of catnip to pass

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Summer Holiday
	Note: Requires hang glider to pass

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Breakfast of Champions
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Fist of the White Citadel
	Item Drops: Teachings of the Fist Note: Only occurs on the 12th turn spent in this zone on a Way of the Surprising Fist run.

References

• This area, every enemy found here, all the non-combat adventures, many items obtained in this area, and the entire quest which opens this area are all based on the movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

History

• This zone was revamped on September 19, 2014. For the new zone, see The Road to the White Citadel.