An Oasis

An Oasis is located in the Desert Beach. It is unlocked after your first adventure in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (see the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin).

A primary stat of 135 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The Oasis beckons, but its shimmering enticements hide deadly creatures within. I recommend you walk away slowly, but faster than a cannonball.

And don't look back in anger, okay? You can come back later.

(It is recommended that you have at least 135 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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	Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond, Hugo's Weaving Manual^q Meat Drop: 96-144 Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit:* 146 Monster Defense: 126 Hit Points: 141 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: carbonated water lily, displaced fish, hot date, palm frond, Supernova Champagne, wonderwall shield, Hugo's Weaving Manual^q Meat Drop: 80-120 Monster Level: 132 • Substat Gain: 33 • Moxie for No Hit:* 142 Monster Defense: 123 Hit Points: 139 Initiative: 40 Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: brown sugar cane, handful of moss, hot date, mother's little helper, palm frond, Tuesday's ruby, Hugo's Weaving Manual^q, absence of moss^b Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 137 • Substat Gain: 34.25 • Moxie for No Hit:* 147 Monster Defense: 126 Hit Points: 135 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

swarm of scarab beatles

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Item Drops: carbonated water lily, Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket, Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket, General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket, happiness, hot date, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, mojo filter, palm frond, Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket, rocky raccoon, savoy truffle, Hugo's Weaving Manual^q
Meat Drop: 140-210
Monster Level: 136 • Substat Gain: 34 • Moxie for No Hit*: 146
Monster Defense: 117
Hit Points: 131
Initiative: 50
Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

Glug, Glug, Glug
	Note: Gives 5 turns of Ultrahydrated. Note: Will always occur if you are not currently Ultrahydrated, unless overridden by one of the one-time adventures below.

All Across the Sands
	Item Drops: stone rose Note: A one-time superlikely adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Some Things Never Change
	Note: Gives 20 turns of Ultrahydrated Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

Mr. Sun Is Not Your Friend
	Effects: Solar Flair (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Blowin' in the Wind (page 1)
	Item Drops: worm-riding manual page 1 Note: Unlocks Blowin' in the Wind (page 2) Note: A one-time superlikely adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Blowin' in the Wind (page 2)
	Item Drops: worm-riding manual page 2 Note: Unlocks Blowin' in the Wind (pages 3-15) Note: A one-time superlikely adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Blowin' in the Wind (pages 3-15)
	Item Drops: worm-riding manual pages 3-15 Note: Unlocks The Sleeper Has Awakened in The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert Note: A one-time superlikely adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

If for some reason you unlock The Ancient Buried Pyramid without unlocking the Oasis by acquiring Ultrahydrated from something like a wish or a diabolic pizza, the Oasis will automatically be unlocked alongside the Pyramid.

The name of this zone refers to the English rock band Oasis, and all of the combat adventures refer to other British musical artists.
The message you get when your mainstat is too low refers to lyrics from Oasis' Champagne Supernova (also referenced elsewhere in the zone): "Slowly walking down the hall / faster than a cannonball"